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A truely Dwarven weapon!
« on: January 04, 2010, 09:56:17 pm »
Someone just linked this picture to me. I found it very amusing.

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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 10:06:14 pm »
It takes 20 Dwarves, and Several titanitum +Mechanisms+ to run. But it can kill a bronze colossus in a single blow.
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 10:07:17 pm »
Ooh... shiny... Now lets make it out of adamantite and puke on it!  ;D
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 11:52:29 pm »
Quote from: Morrigi on January 04, 2010, 10:07:17 pm
Ooh... shiny... Now lets make it out of adamantite and puke on it!  ;D

Don't forget the menacing steel spikes and hanging rings of native silver.
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2010, 04:28:46 pm »
Quote from: Draco18s on January 04, 2010, 11:52:29 pm
Quote from: Morrigi on January 04, 2010, 10:07:17 pm
Ooh... shiny... Now lets make it out of adamantite and puke on it!  ;D

Don't forget the menacing steel spikes and hanging rings of native silver.
Also some bands of microcline and tower cap. ::)
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 04:41:14 pm »
Quote from: Draco18s on January 04, 2010, 11:52:29 pm
Quote from: Morrigi on January 04, 2010, 10:07:17 pm
Ooh... shiny... Now lets make it out of adamantite and puke on it!  ;D

Don't forget the menacing steel spikes and hanging rings of native silver.

What about the menacing spikes of cat leather, adorned with hanging rings of cat leather, etc.
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2010, 05:15:46 pm »
Quote from: Morrigi on January 04, 2010, 10:07:17 pm
Ooh... shiny... Now lets make it out of adamantite and puke on it!  ;D
What in the world is adamantite?

I have a bunch of adamantine here, but nothing of that kind...
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Quote from: Draco18s on January 04, 2010, 11:52:29 pm
Quote from: Morrigi on January 04, 2010, 10:07:17 pm
Ooh... shiny... Now lets make it out of adamantite and puke on it!  ;D

Don't forget the menacing steel spikes and hanging rings of native silver.

What about the menacing spikes of cat leather, adorned with hanging rings of cat leather, etc.
Don't forget the turtle shell!
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 05:22:12 pm »
Quote from: varkarrus on January 04, 2010, 10:06:14 pm
It takes 20 Dwarves, and Several titanitum +Mechanisms+ to run. But it can kill a bronze colossus in a single blow.

So it's like a handful of sand, except you need 19 more dwarves and some titanium mechanisms?
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 05:23:51 pm »
And don't forget the image of itself. Times 42.
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 05:26:54 pm »
When a Dwarf says "giant axe blade", he means giant axe blade.
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2010, 01:34:16 am »
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2010, 05:57:43 am »
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Re: A truely Dwarven weapon!
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2010, 07:29:51 am »
A dwarven-sphere titan asked dwarves to forge him an axe, and so they did.
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