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Thanshin

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Stainless steel soap
« on: December 31, 2009, 03:34:52 am »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel_soap

What can be more dwarfly than using stainless steel soap?
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KaelGotDwarves

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Re: Stainless steel soap
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 03:54:37 am »
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Re: Stainless steel soap
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2009, 07:11:57 am »
This is so dwarven it's not funny.

Replace stainless steel with deep metal and let it menace with spikes.
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Re: Stainless steel soap
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 01:06:19 pm »
Quote from: Doomshifter on December 31, 2009, 07:11:57 am
This is so dwarven it's not funny.

Replace stainless steel with deep metal and let it menace with spikes.

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Quote from: Doomshifter on January 24, 2010, 12:14:00 pm
I've never tried it and there's a good chance it could make them freak out.
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Re: Stainless steel soap
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 01:07:28 pm »
It is extremely dwarfish but could only really be used to do personal cleaning not like washing rags or blood off of clothes only healthy good conditioned dwarfes.
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Re: Stainless steel soap
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2009, 01:42:03 pm »
It wouldn't have any effect on bacteria either, so would lead to quite high fatality rates in surgery.
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Re: Stainless steel soap
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2009, 01:54:25 pm »
Quote from: Geb on December 31, 2009, 01:42:03 pm
It wouldn't have any effect on bacteria either, so would lead to quite high fatality rates in surgery.

Quick!  Splint his brain!
OH no!  Massive head wound bleeding, tourniquet his neck!

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Re: Stainless steel soap
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2009, 01:59:53 pm »
Best way to dispose of traders/invaders: drop stainless steel floodgates on them. Result: Perfectly ironed, odor-free clothing, slightly soaked with blood.

Speaking of which - has anyone tried to trade anyone items covered in blood of their species? Selling a pack of merchant robes soaked in human blood should have at least some effect on a human caravan.
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Re: Stainless steel soap
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 03:08:10 pm »
While I could see dwarfs doing this, there's just one major flaw.
It doesn't actually do anything to the contaminant itself.
It just masks the scent of it.
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