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[Nirur Torir]

I use that chocolate-maker-thing to create some armored sheets, which I combine with the chairs to create a Super Fort of Killing Bad People. I then get in my fort.

[Jack A T]

Fire some more artillery rounds at the boarders.

[Xanatos Jr.]

I rig my teammates with explosives set to go off if they die.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? 

[Dwarmin]

Lock and load?

[wolfchild]

Using my Weapon's Expirtiece, COnstruct a more simple Disintegrator,

[ExKirby]

Turn 2-Well this is easy.

The good doctor fixes his medigun. (4) It is now a not damaged medigun.

HighEndNoob dispenses some Cryo shells. (3) Actually, make that a Cryo SHELL. You only get one Cryo shot...

The Private makes a fort. (5) It's an epic fort. He gets a cover bonus of +2, and an accuracy bonus of +1! Dear god, this will be epic...

John lobs some HAC rounds into the enemy ships. (1) This is, of course, assuming that he treats his own ship as an ally. (4) Luckily, the ship stays in tact.

HK-47 rigs his teammates with explosives. (1) They promptly blow up. (Pvt. Nirur 2) (Jones 2) (Dr. Fre 3) (Vrrset 1) (Dol'Kwer'ig 4) (John 4) (HK-47 6) (HighEndNoob 4) (Jacob 3) Everyone took some damage, but the person who blew shit up, got shitted on hardest by the RNG. Huh.

Dol'Kwer'ig locks and loads. (2) This may or may not have had no effect whatsoever.

Vrrset constructs himself a new disintergrator. (1) This may or may not have resulted in that missing hand of yours. (4) Amazingly, you aren't that injured, and your hand somehow regrows spontaniously... but the GM (Galactical Messager) reccomends getting medical attention.

Jones does more dancing maneuvers. (1) He promptly falls on the floor, and (4) somehow requires more medical attention. Also, the GM attatches ITPDNPAANTHWD bombs to Jones. That accronym stands for "If this player does not post an action next turn, he will die."

Jacob tries to kill more invaders! (4) He lost his bonus, but still... (5 Vs 1) (1, 1 Vs 1, 6) (4 Vs 6) Only the first takes a blow. (5+5(HAC)=10) Things explode, and just in the nick of time!

Why? Because the enemy boards NOW! Their names are HIGHLY original... BLUE Pilot 2 and BLUE Pilot 5. And now traps. (6) Number 2 dodges a spike, but skims himself on another. (1) The second spontaniously gets it up the butt, and promptly keels over, dead. I swear to god, you guys are lucky.

A lone BLUE Pilot has invaded your ship. Onboard, you have a Heavy Artillery Cannon, a large amount of traps, a Matter Dispenser and a Super Fort of Killing Bad People.

Spoiler: Character Stats (click to show/hide)

(Nirur Torir) Pvt. Nirur: 8Hp
Human Male
Inventory:
Gauss Rifle
5Ap Body Armor

(Deadmeat1471) Jones: 4Hp
Human Male
Inventory:
Plasma six shooter.
5Ap Body Armor

(Frelock) Dr. Fre : 7hp
Insectasoid Male
Inventory:
Pistol
5Ap Body Armor
Not Damaged Medigun

(wolfchid) Weapon's Technician Vrrset: 5Hp
Saurian Male
Inventory:
5Ap Body Armor

(Dwarmin) Spec. 1st class Dol'Kwer'ig: 6Hp
Kobold Male
Inventory:
Plasma Bull-Pup shotgun
5Ap Body Armor

(Jack A T) Office Worker John Freidman: 6Hp
Humen (not Human) Male
Inventory:
Wepon
5Ap Body Armor

(Xanatos Jr) HK-47: 3Hp
Robot Robot
Inventory:
Aratech Sniper Rifle (With Tri-Light Scope)
5Ap Body Armor

(HighEndNoob) HighEndNoob: 6Hp
Human Male
Inventory:
Combat shotgun
5Ap Body Armor
Cryo Shell

Jacob Black: 10Hp
Human Male
Inventory:
Commander's Rifle
10Ap Commander's Body Armor

BLUE Pilot 2: 9Hp
Elf Male
Inventory:
Laser Pistol

[Nirur Torir]

After threatening the robot with a battlefield court martial, I shoot the invader from my fort.

[Frelock]

Go crazy with the medigun.

[HighEndNoob]

Try to dispense more Cyro-shells, and stand by the doorway camping.

[Jack A T]

Capture the BLUE pilot alive.

[Xanatos Jr.]

Jump infront of the medigun beam.

[ExKirby]

Bamp.

[Bdthemag]

Add me to the waiting list
Bdthemag: 10Hp
Human Male
Inventory:
Plasma Knuckle Dusters (Because everyone loves punching aliens in the face!)
5Ap Body Armor
Preffered Nation: Yellow

[wolfchild]

Stupid lousy human tech, just grab any weapon and fnd a doctor