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to kill myself

14 (14.6%)

to tear other elfs loincloths off

9 (9.4%)

to try to become a elf maniac that kills other elfs and takes their clothes

13 (13.5%)

YOU THINK ELFS ARE COOL... wtf man just wtf

13 (13.5%)

to tear all elfs eyes out

3 (3.1%)

to try to make a elf genocide with the leader a elf

7 (7.3%)

not listed post your reason

7 (7.3%)

they are the only race

5 (5.2%)

even if the all the dwarfs and humans are dead i will never ever in anyones life ever play as a stupid retared gay dumb elfs

14 (14.6%)

mod the game so you can shout BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

11 (11.5%)

Total Members Voted: 96

[LegoLord]

Ahhh that is ALWAYS fun, ive forgotten, can you reverse pick pocket in morrowind?

Its just fun giving them fatigue draining armor.

No idea, my "thievery" was just me casting several hundred percent chameleon on myself(plus the ring of shadows!) and grabbing everything not nailed down.

Ring of shadows?  Man, the amulet of shadows is where it's at!  70% guaranteed!

As soon as I get that, it pretty much means I'm raiding the House vaults in Vivec.

[dragnar]

There's an amulet of shadows?! I stumbled across the ring(and umbra ) completely on accident. Wandering along the road and got ambushed by an almost invisible person.

[Wirevix]

All I really play in Adventure mode is modded dragons, but I tossed in a vote of "elves are cool" because it's worth sayin'.

How many other games have "hippies" that start wars constantly, practice cannibalism, and are in general rampant killers (just of you, not of your livestock)?  Dwarf Fortress's elves have a lot of interesting possibilities for their cultural background, so while I get most of the actual "rampant, blind elf hatred" on the forums is just a very long-running joke, sometimes I think people let themselves forget that DF's elves are a lot more fun than your typical standard-fantasy elfkind.  They harken back more to the days when "fair folk" generally implied "dangerous."

Also, they remind me of that parody anti-marijuana commercial, where all the teens who smoked pot started eating each other.  And that just gets a laugh.

[LegoLord]

There's an amulet of shadows?! I stumbled across the ring(and umbra ) completely on accident. Wandering along the road and got ambushed by an almost invisible person.

Yup.  A lady between the first two towns you'll get Imperial guard quests in will ask you to get her ring from a pool.  That's all I'll say, though.

[carebear]

So this thread went from Reasons to play as elfs to Reasons to play Morrowind. Not bad. 

[Ringmaster]

How many other games have "hippies" that start wars constantly, practice cannibalism, and are in general rampant killers

Well, LCS has the "constant fighting" and "rampant killing" aspects of being a hippie nailed. But I don't think Jonathan has plans for cannibalism yet.