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[Sagabal]

...Lastret, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

[Stormrage]

Now that's manly!(Dwarfly?)

[Julius Clonkus]

Protect him at all cost. This amount of elf products makes it clear that he got at least distant dwarven ancestors.

Or, while your leader has a meeting with him, have a conference room allowing them to see berserk elves tear apart melancholic elves in a designated fighting pit. Then clean said pit with magma or go ahead and butcher the corpses to make him a new pair of elf leather socks. And some for the rest of his family, too.

[Duke 2.0]

"Ohnononono, don't go in there. That depot is for our normal representatives. Here, come into this other one indoors where it is safe from random magma floods. Also, don't go down the hallway that says "Mayor Here." That is the zombie room. We call it that because we don't think anybody would be silly enough to go down there looking for our mayor, right?"