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Author Topic: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?  (Read 2950 times)

Sysice

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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2009, 06:00:36 pm »
To get to the other slide MAGMA slide.
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2009, 10:38:41 pm »
Because it was made of a certain blue metal.
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2009, 11:02:26 pm »
To finish building it.

(So he'd have more to cross.)
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2009, 03:52:46 am »
Because he was propelled by an exploding beer barrel.
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2009, 04:30:39 am »
Because you made him do it.
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2009, 04:45:40 am »
Because thats just how that mother rolls. Also, shes carrying her baby as a shield.
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2009, 05:29:50 am »
Because his mum is asleep, and the baby is heading for the cliff on the other side.
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2009, 08:38:27 am »
He was on break.
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2009, 09:26:21 am »
Why did the road cross the Dwarf?
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2009, 05:15:55 pm »
Tax reasons.
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Re: Why did the Dwarf cross the road?
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2009, 07:40:56 pm »
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Quote from: Skorpion on December 13, 2009, 12:45:26 pm
Because he'd been set to go Inside, and the overhang on the other side of the road was closer than the fort entrance.

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