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Author Topic: The UFO's are... Russians?  (Read 2373 times)

Sensei

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Re: The UFO's are... Russians?
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2009, 02:41:52 am »

I mean, it's not like they would put up fireworks for Obama!
*ponders whether Russians might claim missiles to be friendly fireworks rather than mysterious UFOs*
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Re: The UFO's are... Russians?
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2009, 02:56:17 am »

This russian display of manliness to Norway/Obama lies limp.
It was cock-blocked by Russia's low budget, and spiraled out of control.

I mean, it's not like they would put up fireworks for Obama!

You know, if the Russians had just said it was supposed to go spinning around making a crazy lightshow in the sky, it would have been quite impressive.  You'd think the Russians would know to never admit a fault.
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Re: The UFO's are... Russians?
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2009, 08:25:33 am »

The russian military's skill at cooking up bullshit cover stories has really deteriorated after the soviet crumbled :(
I guess they used up all the good ones during the eighties.
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Re: The UFO's are... Russians?
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2009, 08:35:40 am »

Now the Russians are being halfway honest, the bastards.
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Re: The UFO's are... Russians?
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2009, 08:43:38 am »

They should've claimed it was aurora borealis reflecting on a weather balloon through swamp mist. Everyone thinks it's a UFO, nobody suspects a failed missile test, face is saved.
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Re: The UFO's are... Russians?
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2009, 08:56:55 am »

Perhaps they were testing new, top secret weather balloon technology and claim it was a missile test to cover it up.
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Re: The UFO's are... Russians?
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2009, 08:58:08 am »

When a goverment tries to explain a weatherballon mishap with an alien visitor story, I will die a happy man regardless of what I have accomplished in my life.
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Re: The UFO's are... Russians?
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2009, 10:06:32 am »

It's Russian like maybe 7th attempt at launching this anti-missile shield missile. Fails again.
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