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Little

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What would your stats be in LCS?
« on: December 07, 2009, 08:18:42 pm »

I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet, really. The gist of this is pretty simple: write a stat sheet for yourself in LCS format and post it here! I'll start!

Name: Rachel Green, Activist (Teenager)
Born: July 6, 1993  (16, Female)

Heart: 9
Intelligence: 8
Wisdom:6
Health: 4
Agility: 3
Strength: 5
Charisma: 7

SKILLS

                  NOW    MAX
Writing:         5        12
Computers:    5        10
Persuasion:    4        8
Stealth:        3        5
Disguise:       3        7
Law:            2        10
Driving:        1.22    13
Business:      1         5
Martial Arts:  0.88     4
Leadership:   0.26     3
Seduction:    0.13     8

If I had me one of my games of LCS, it'd set me to be a writer for the Liberal Guardian. What would you guys use yourselves for?
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Re: What would your stats be in LCS?
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 09:45:44 pm »

Name: Mainiac Whitesell, Damn Useless (unemployed)
Born: February  (21, Male)

Heart: 1
Intelligence: 1
Wisdom: 1
Health: 1
Agility: 1
Strength: 1
Charisma: 1

Skills
Martial Arts: 1.89  Pistol: .14  Shotgun: 1.15  Law: 1.12  Computers: 1.89
Writing: 3.14  Art: .43  Business: .29  Teaching: 1.07
Leadership: .43  Knife: .31  Cooking: .09  Religion: 5.64  Street Sense: .38
Psychology: .05  Disguise: .86  Music: 1.99  Science: 5.56  Theft: .69
Seduction: .09  Dodge: .98

Between my non-existent wisdom and my skill in religion, I could probably make for a good brainwasher with a couple months of liberal activism.
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Re: What would your stats be in LCS?
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2009, 12:33:14 pm »

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Profile of a Liberal

Name: Kanil (Alexander Cyr), Civilian (Highschool Dropout)
Born December 13, 1988 (Age 20, Male)

Heart: 2                    SKILL          NOW   MAX   Head:      Liberal
Intelligence: 5             Science:       2.48  5.00  Body:      Liberal
Wisdom: 2                   Persuasion:    2.00  2.00  Right Arm: Liberal
Health: 1                   Writing:       1.39  3.00  Left Arm:  Liberal
Agility: 3                  Cooking:       1.27  2.00  Right Leg: Liberal
Strength: 1     Juice: 0    Computers:     1.02  5.00  Left Leg:  Liberal
Charisma: 2     Next:  10   Dodge:         0.31  3.00

Weapon: None
Clothes: Clothes
Car: On Foot


0 Recruits / 0 Max

Wheee, formatting.
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Re: What would your stats be in LCS?
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 12:44:21 am »

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Profile of a Liberal

Name: Mainiac Whitesell, Civilian (Unemployed)
Born Febuary, 1988 (Age 21, Male)

Heart: 8                    SKILL          NOW   MAX   Head:      Liberal
Intelligence: 8             Religion:      5.64  4.00  Body:      Liberal
Wisdom: 1                   Science:       5.56  8.00  Right Arm: Liberal
Health: 5                   Writing:       3.14  8.00  Left Arm:  Liberal
Agility: 5                  Music:         2.01  8.00  Right Leg: Liberal
Strength: 5     Juice: -49  Computers:     1.89  8.00  Left Leg:  Liberal
Charisma: 6     Next:  0    Shotgun:       1.15  5.00
                            Teaching:      1.07  7.00
Weapon: None                Dodge:         0.98  5.00
Clothes: Clothes            Disguise:      0.86  6.00
Car: On Foot                Theft:         0.69  5.00
                            Art:           0.43  6.00

0 Recruits / 6 Max
0 Romantic Interests

Formatting is very nice indeed.  So nice that I feel juicier for having formatted.
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Re: What would your stats be in LCS?
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 06:04:03 pm »

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Name: Zangi, Office Worker (Society's Dregs)
Born June, 1980 (Age 29, Male)

Heart: 2                    SKILL          NOW   MAX   Head:      Moderate
Intelligence: 6             Driving:      3.55  5.00  Body:      Moderate
Wisdom: 6                   Computers:       3.46  6.00  Right Arm: Moderate
Health: 4                   Psychology:       2.19  4.00  Left Arm:  Moderate
Agility: 5                  Writing:         1.11  3.00  Right Leg: Moderate
Strength: 2     Juice: -49  Martial Arts:     0.77  2.00  Left Leg:  Moderate
Charisma: 1     Next:  0    Law:       0.63  5.00
                            Dodge:       0.57  5.00
Weapon: None                Cooking:      0.01  2.00
Clothes: Clothes           
Car: On Foot               

0 Recruits / 6 Max
0 Romantic Interests

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If I recruited me and won't/can't do suicide missions... Hacker... Getaway Driver... Interrogator...  Make do with what I got.
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Re: What would your stats be in LCS?
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 09:21:05 pm »

I wouldn't waste you on a naked run.  You'd be a good hacker after getting enough juice to be a socialist threat.  The wisdom would be a problem, but I think there is a way around that.  I'd send you and a high juice liberal out to confront a radio personality.  You'd flip, then the high juice liberal would kidnap you, and educate you back towards liberalism.
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Re: What would your stats be in LCS?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 09:02:17 pm »

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Name: Jonathan S. Fox (Jonathan Stickles), Civilian (College Student)
Born November 9, 1986 (Age 23, Male)

Heart: 8                    SKILL          NOW   MAX   Head:      Liberal
Intelligence: 10            Writing:       4.00  9.00  Body:      Liberal
Wisdom: 4                   Computers:     4.00 10.00  Right Arm: Liberal
Health: 6                   Persuasion:    3.00  7.00  Left Arm:  Liberal
Agility: 7                  Psychology:    2.00 10.00  Right Leg: Liberal
Strength: 4     Juice: 0    Business:      2.00  7.00  Left Leg:  Liberal
Charisma: 7     Next:  10   Science:       2.00 10.00
                            Teaching:      2.00  8.00
Weapon: None                Law:           1.00 10.00
Clothes: Clothes            Tailoring:     1.00  8.00
Car: On Foot                Music:         1.00  8.00
                            Disguise:      1.00  7.00
0 Recruits / 6 Max

You can actually play as me (different name and birth date) by selecting these options:

The day I was born in 1984...
C - the Macintosh was introduced.
When I was bad...
E - my father lectured me endlessly, trying to make me think like him.
In elementary school...
E - I was the class clown.  I even had some friends.
When I turned 10...
E - my parents divorced.  It still hurts to read my old diary.
In junior high school...
D - I played violent video games at home.  I was a total outcast.
Things were really bad...
D - when I was sent to religious counseling, just stressing me out more.
Well, I knew it had reached a crescendo when...
E - I resorted to controlling people.  Had my own clique of outcasts.
I was only 15 when I ran away, and...
E - I volunteered for a left-wing candidate. It wasn't *real* though, you know?
Life went on.  On my 18th birthday...
C - I celebrated.  I'd saved a thousand bucks!
For the past few years, I've been...
C - taking college courses.  I can see how much the country needs help.

You'll start with less wisdom and slightly different skills.
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Re: What would your stats be in LCS?
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 06:51:48 pm »

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Name: Sean Hughes), Civilian (College Student)
Born June 16th, 1991 (Age 18, Male)

Heart: 10                    SKILL          NOW   MAX   Head:      Liberal
Intelligence: 14            Computers:     6.24  14.00  Body:      Liberal
Wisdom: 8                   Science:       5.86  14.00  Right Arm: Liberal
Health: 8                   Writing:       5.18  10.00  Left Arm:  Liberal
Agility: 10                 Swords:        4.24  10.00  Right Leg: Liberal
Strength: 8     Juice: 12   Cooking:       3.14  10.00  Left Leg:  Liberal
Charisma: 6     Next:  20   Persuasion:    2.56  6.00
                            Teaching:      2.12  14.00
Weapon: Daisho              Dodge:         2.02  10.00
Clothes: Clothes            Law:           1.52  20.00
Car: On Foot                Driving:       1.46  10.00
                            Religion:      1.12  9.00
3 Recruits / 8 Max
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Re: What would your stats be in LCS?
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2009, 12:32:11 am »

You can actually play as me (different name and birth date) by selecting these options:

I think I have played you, or at least someone very close to you.  I think you had a girlfriend and a vagina instead of a thousand bucks and a penis.

The insight into my backstory would be closest to:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So apparently I'm two major life moments from LCS material.  Still, the background still gives a pretty close approximate stats to the stats I'd give myself; a little more heart and health a little less intelligence and charisma.  The skills are even pretty close except for religion and business.
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Re: What would your stats be in LCS?
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 12:45:15 am »

I thought this would be a silly thread, but it's actually fun, and I learned something about myself.  A slightly interpretive version of me (edited for timescale) would be...

The day I was born in 1984...
B - was the 3rd anniversary of the assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan.  (I never knew this until now.)
When I was bad...
E - my father lectured me endlessly, trying to make me think like him.
In elementary school...
D - I was unruly and often fought with other children.
When I turned 10...
D - my parents divorced.  Mom slept with the divorce lawyer.
In junior high school...
D - I played violent video games at home.  I was a total outcast.
Things were really bad...
B - I went to live with my Dad.  He had been in Nam and still drank.
Well, I knew it had reached a crescendo when...
A - I stole a cop car when I was only 14.  I went to juvie for 6 months.
I was only 15 when I ran away, and...
E - I volunteered for a left-wing candidate. It wasn't *real* though, you know?
Life went on.  On my 18th birthday...
B - I bought myself an assault rifle.
For the past few years, I've been...
E - writing my manifesto and refining my image.  I'm ready to lead.

Stat wise, that comes out as an almost perfect starting build.
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