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[Flintus10]

> check cane for sword

[ExKirby]

Take your problem to the highest figure of authority nearby, as gentlemen do.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

You check your cane for a sword, tapping it against the cement. Something rattles around on the inside, so yes, it appears as though you are armed.

Seeking to remedy the issue with the terrible communism that has spread throughout this land, you decide to take it up with the head of state -- Comrade Smith.

You're not quite sure where he is, but you'll use everything at your disposal to find him.

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[Phantom]

Spontaneously become Arch Conservative.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

HRRRGHHHHFBBLFL.

You concentrate on everything good in the world. Money. Money. Money. That's all you can really think of for the time being.

Ah, whatever. It's time to get back to work -- you need to find Comrade Smith.

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[Phantom]

Screw comrade smith, that sounds like he is a LIBERAL COMMIE!

Join the Conservative Crime Squad.

[Apostolic Nihilist]

Comrade Smith does sound like a liberal commie, and BOY, do you hate liberals! And commies.

You decide to wreak havoc on the streets of this communist-infested slum. Switching your cane over to your left hand, you hobble out onto the road and scan your surroundings.

There appears to be a poster emblazoned with the words, "Praise the Comrade!" plastered on a wall to your left. On your right is a 40+ story apartment building. Far off into the horizon, you see a dark grey sky and orange sun; corporate skyscrapes silhouetted against them. You suspect that must be a neighbouring corporate heaven.

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[Phantom]

Realize how liberal the world is becoming, and start the CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT/SOCIALIST CRIME SQUAD!

[RedWarrior0]

>Pray to Morul, Ironblood, Tholtig, Cacame, and Armok himself to protect you from this liberal slum

[Flintus10]

Realize how liberal the world is becoming, and start the CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT/SOCIALIST CRIME SQUAD!

>Pray to Morul, Ironblood, Tholtig, Cacame, and Armok himself to protect you from this liberal slum

> Do all this and tear up that sign.

[ExKirby]

Then call for a taxi limo to take you to this "Comrade"