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varkarrus

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Provide humorous magical abilities for your artifacts!
« on: November 21, 2009, 10:40:11 pm »

Ever wonder what your artifact will do when Toady implements magick? Well wonder no more and actually write it down here!

I'll start with two of mine made with the Fallout 3 mods for DF.

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The Steamy Tomes, or TiTS for short (though not really), is a magickal cabinet capable of opening a doorway to a realm full of high quality pornography magazines and DVDs. It's the good stuff too, not like some of the lame gay-porn you find in corner stores. Being made completely out of gemstone, it is also stainproof.



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Moltenlines, or Das Boot as some people call it, is essentially a boot of ass-kicking. He who wears this becomes a god amongst men (though the warranty is void if you attempt to confront Chuck Norris). Even if you are the most stringy uptight nerd in the world (or a douchey noble), wearing the boot will make you laid back, and awesome enough for Armok to grant you a kick-ass tomb with flowing magma, inscriptions of things that actually happened in your life, and platinum statues. Note: Does not work on elves.
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Re: Provide humorous magical abilities for your artifacts!
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 10:46:29 pm »

Well, the mod is Fallout, not Fallout3, other than that, you can already use some magic with Darius's mod. You can add it to Fallout mod easily.
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