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Author Topic: Stupid elves and their stupid trees  (Read 2220 times)

Foa

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Re: Stupid elves and their stupid trees
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2009, 02:59:26 am »

^Not trying to hijack the thread, but there are plenty of pro-life people who do not think there is a "correct" way of doing it.
Yeah, we really need to balance some figures for it not to be so biased... but, god dammit, these elves are really dicks when it comes to it's legislature.
No wonder why everyone hates the elves, they're just effing dicks.

Eh, at least in the next version we may be able to obtain ( raid ) the elves of their specially large growing trees, do a little ☺ science, and get giant petrified tree towers, and the elves will be able to back up their threats and actually attack you like the crusaders did to the muslims.

We really need to slap some sense into those guys, and you are really right, there is no correct way to take lives, there are too many sides/ethics/morals/ideas on the matter, I'd prefer a sea of blood as an end result.
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BlazingDav

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Re: Stupid elves and their stupid trees
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2009, 03:25:16 am »

Elves should really have an exception wood which is the one they use =P

Maybe call it Magick wood or something, could even make it the best wood there is in terms of weight and everything, even qualifying as a metal substitute, of course 'only' the elves would make it so it would be naturally quite valuable

Lots of people would be happy about that =P Except those that love their magma defenses too much maybe
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Re: Stupid elves and their stupid trees
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2009, 05:27:44 am »

I had elves show up at a fort once. I was busy mauling a ambush with the army. One of the goblin heads hit the lead wagon.


For some reason they bought wooden barrels from me filled with booze.  ;D
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Re: Stupid elves and their stupid trees
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2009, 08:30:58 am »

I'm still going with my opinion that elves are hypocrites.
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Re: Stupid elves and their stupid trees
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2009, 09:31:58 pm »

What's the take-home lesson for this?

Killing elves nets you bows to use in weapon traps.
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