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Neruz

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #105 on: October 10, 2009, 12:06:51 am »
I stopped at smelter for the sake of my own insanity.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #106 on: October 10, 2009, 12:28:37 am »
There is a beak dog trying to eat my gizzards!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #107 on: October 10, 2009, 03:42:24 am »
THE ADAMANTINE WALL OF GOOD TASTE HAS BEEN BREACHED AND FOUL QUIPS FROM THE PITS OF BAD HUMOR ARE SURGING FORTH
We need legendary comedians in here!
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Quote from: Toady One on September 01, 2004, 06:47:00 pm
He he he.  Yeah, it almost looks done...  alas...  those who are in your teens, hold on until your twenties...  those in your twenties, your thirties...  others, cling to life as you are able...
It should be pretty fun though.

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2009, 03:53:52 am »
Yanlin's dead Dave.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2009, 04:30:41 am »
I wasn't actually trying to be funny. I was just bored and thought of something random to say.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #110 on: October 10, 2009, 06:19:33 pm »
*struggle to rise up, after having been struck down by Lord Dakoth

"must continue...terri...ble...story....must.......aaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-urk"
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"You should stop cutting down all these herr trees, or, MAN is my Queen going to be Aaaaa-aang-Re-ee with you guys!" flipping his hand and batting his eyelashes."
"Oh my god guys, wood, is like, totally murder."

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #111 on: October 10, 2009, 10:58:53 pm »
It's a roguelike, you gotta reroll
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Quote from: Toady One on September 01, 2004, 06:47:00 pm
He he he.  Yeah, it almost looks done...  alas...  those who are in your teens, hold on until your twenties...  those in your twenties, your thirties...  others, cling to life as you are able...
It should be pretty fun though.

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #112 on: October 11, 2009, 03:08:42 pm »
Wait

Dwarfs are gruff. Dwarfs are straightforward. Dwarfs are serious. I have the perfect pickup line.

"Let's go have sex in my room or yours."
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #113 on: October 11, 2009, 06:19:25 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on October 11, 2009, 03:08:42 pm
Wait

Dwarfs are gruff. Dwarfs are straightforward. Dwarfs are serious. I have the perfect pickup line.

"Let's go have sex in my room or yours on the floor of the barracks because we were both evicted, there are no beds in the barracks, and there's nothing to do because of the unemployment.."

Fixed that for you.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #114 on: October 11, 2009, 07:10:07 pm »
If you move in we can share rent!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
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