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Ampersand

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Chinese Dwarves Found Theme Park Commune
« on: October 01, 2009, 03:23:07 am »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/6245665/Dwarves-found-theme-park-commune-to-escape-bullying.html
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Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4'3" tall, and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents.

Now the group has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters.
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Agdune

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Re: Chinese Dwarves Found Theme Park Commune
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 03:36:08 am »

"I see your child has grown to 4'4" tall. He shall be cast out and you with him, you filthy talley sympathizer!"

I hate midget stereotypes also, always elves or assholes.
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Gorjo MacGrymm

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Re: Chinese Dwarves Found Theme Park Commune
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 08:42:09 pm »

That is a cool article.  Its sad that in communist China people of like minds or "stereotypes" are free to join together and create their own community, but in America, the land of the free, it would be illegal.

Also, if a single one of them starts acting like a gnome, or even mentions one, I say we firebomb the shit outta every last little dink over there. 







DEATH TO GNOMES!  Viva la Resistance!
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Re: Chinese Dwarves Found Theme Park Commune
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 12:30:15 pm »

The above post make no sense.

The gnomes are not in charge, nor do they even exist.
So what is there to resist?
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Re: Chinese Dwarves Found Theme Park Commune
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 01:16:37 pm »

We should hand them some pickaxes and see if they build a fortress  :o
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Re: Chinese Dwarves Found Theme Park Commune
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2009, 01:39:44 pm »

What the...
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