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[Jetsquirrel]

Great we got cave adaptation

>Go inside near the entrance and listen carefully
A = if you hear screams Run outside and search some cover
B = if its nothing go inside, pick up some cloth and wood and create some cover that you can go outside

Creating the cover

Take 10 wood pieces and make a cube like thing,  Sew the cloth together and attach it to the cube covering almost everything expect the front

[Armok]

You run inside, you hear screaming, you run outside, you puke, you hide under an overhanging rock.

[Siquo]

Fill flamethrower with water from murky pool. Use as fire-extinguisher and save your friends! And the booze (or what's left of it)!

[Jetsquirrel]

dont do it maybe its a HFS!

[Armok]

The flamethrower is down in the fort, and you mysteriusly know that the lignite walls have colapsed, blocking the accses to it.

[Jetsquirrel]

Run inside for the hell of it

[NUKE9.13]

>path to the nearest drinking source
>go to the carp-infested river and drink some water
(>get dragged in
>get rescued
>No longer on fire = profit!)

[Armok]

You alredy got the fire extinguished by falling over in vomit and a murky pool. you are not scuecidal.

[filiusenox]

Examine the entrance.

[Phantom]

>Do a ritual and become Morul, Cacame, And Ironblood.

[qwertyuiopas]

NOOOOOOooooooo......

THIS
WILL
NOT
BE!

Construct a plot that menaces with spikes of ‼vengence‼ to kill the ones who built the fort of such flammable material.

Plan to create a mobile fortress, fueled by magma, buring trees, and the corpses of enemies, staffed by countless mechanical servants that only obey you, and conquer the world!

But for now, just find somewhere unclaimed and secluded to start building your empire. Also, booze in all forms is sacred and must not be burnt in any form. At least not indoors or without an emergency cutoff switch.

[Armok]

You examine the entrance, it is a two meters wide, and 20 times as high, ending in a magnificent gothic art. The gate is framed by two colosal staues of old dwarven kings, and water is arcing out their open mouths, colecting in  the pointain below. The gate, the road, and the fountains, all are engraved with masterpieces. you get a happy thought from admiring it!

your pet cat has died in the heat.

"NOOOOOOooooooo......
THIS. WILL. NOT. BE!" you scream, clenching your fist against the heavens. You plot in hatred against the architects that  facilitated this chatastrophy! It involves a mobile fortre-

A section of the cavern has colpsed!
Datan, master architect has died after colliding with an obstacle!

You rejoice! Vengeance is yours!

>_

[Phantom]

>Summon Captain Ironblood
>Rebuild Dwarfmanity, first become Legendary by repeatedly throwing a pebble against tree

[NUKE9.13]

Sleep for a few weeks, until the fortress has been rebuilt.

[Siquo]

Cleanse the fortress. Re-route the fountains to the inside of the fortress! Quench the flames!