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[Muz]

I'd buy an energy drink labeled Potion of Haste.

[Grendus]

I'd buy an energy drink labeled Potion of Haste.

They sell health potions at Fry's. It's like one of those 5 hour energy potions but in a bottle that looks like the stereotypical health potion in video games. I want to go in there with a leg wound one day and chug the whole rack, then sue em for false advertising.

They should sell em in 20 packs though, for the irony.

[Sowelu]

I'd buy an energy drink labeled Potion of Haste.

They sell health potions at Fry's. It's like one of those 5 hour energy potions but in a bottle that looks like the stereotypical health potion in video games. I want to go in there with a leg wound one day and chug the whole rack, then sue em for false advertising.

They should sell em in 20 packs though, for the irony.

Holy crap, man, have you ever HAD any of those?  I think they're the same brand as the mana potions and probably the same contents, just re-labeled...but those mana potions will MESS YOU UP.

If you drink one all in one sitting, it does bad things to you if you don't already have a huge caffeine tolerance (like HUGE, like 12 cans a day huge).  If you slammed like ten of them, I wouldn't actually be surprised if you died.



Also, I want to get a whole bunch of Jones' Sneak Attack! drinks.  And then hide them randomly in friends' houses when I visit.  I could care less about the other flavors.

[Jakkarra]

I'm pretty sure you would'nt die, there'd be a health warning.

I should get some.

[Sowelu]

I'm pretty sure you would'nt die, there'd be a health warning.

I should get some.

Ahh, common sense.  The fact that it doesn't exist is the reason WHY there's warning labels on almost everything, and the reason why we can't have nice things.

Yes.  If you drink 40 cups of coffee, it might actually kill you, or at least send you to the hospital.  Your stomach would probably burst before then though, whereas with mana potions, they're TINY so you could conceivably actually do that (probably only if you were high enough to think it's a good idea).

[beorn080]

You can OD from caffeine, it just isn't easy.

[Jakkarra]

I didnt mean to sound so ignorant.

I know you can OD from caffeine, and that it's hard, and that things don't always warn what they need to, But as it's easy TO chug so many potions, i'd have thought that there would at least be SOME indication as to a safe amount to drink.

I'm smarter than that, i'm thinking of the poor *channers and goons... wait...