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[Myroc]

Evil is good for you.

[Strife26]

Strife saves souls.
Semper Strife.

It's on an alliterative streak.

[jaked122]

God
The ultimate driving machine
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bestiality
Comes in 57 varieties.
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Jesus
Obey your thirst
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Marijuana
For a good clean feeling no matter what
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Crap
Just Do it!
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Heroin
Made from the best stuff on earth
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Semen
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
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Whores
It's everywhere you want it to be
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Infant death
A little Dab'll do ya...
 
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STDs
Yeah, we got that
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Amazing isn't it

[Karnewarrior]

I got:

[SLOGAN_CHILDISH]
I'm a Secret Retarded Drinker.
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Retarded.
Made To Make Your Retarded Water.
Get Retarded or Get Out.
Turd, Take Me Away.
Turd Is Our Middle Name.
Better Living Through Turd.

[SLOGAN_GROSS]
The Curiously Strong Vomit.(first go too!)
A Vomit A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
They Drink Vomit In The Congo.(three in arow, I'm on a roll!)
Drinka Pinta Vomit A Day.(4)
Say It With Vomit.
Spreads Straight from the Gastric Fluids.
I Liked The Gastric Fluids So Much, I Bought The Company!
I'm a Secret Gastric Fluids Drinker.
Gastric Fluids-Lickin' Good.

[SLOGAN_NAME]
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Karnewarrior Too?
Urist Is Good For You.
With A Name Like Urist, It Has To Be Good.
I'm Cuckoo For Urist.
How Do You Eat Your Urist?

[SLOGAN_OTHER]
Try Wackjobs, You'll Like It. (Wait, What?)
Get Busy with the Wackjob.
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Wackjob.
I'm Only Here For The Baby Seal.
Good Baby Seal Has Danish Written All Over It.
Half the Baby Seal, All the Taste.
Put A Baby Seal In Your Tank.
Is It Live, Or Is It Baby Seal?
Is Baby Seal In You?
With A Name Like Planepacked, It Has To Be Good.
Only Planepacked Has The Answer.
Wear Planepacked.(this would be difficult)
I Can't Believe It's Not Cacame.
Gee, Your Cacame Smells Terrific.
Go Crack a Toad.
Thank Toad It's Friday.
We Bring Kobolds to Life.
Gotta Lotta Kobolds.

That is all...

[Rashilul]

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Gonorrhea
that was easy

Slavery
Save a buck or two

Abortion
It helps the hurt stop hurting

Hemorrhoids
Trusted for 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains

Semen
Maybe she's born with it

Erectile disfunction
Are you man enough to try it?

Sex
Where's the cream filling?

Malaria
Makes the world taste better

Murder
57 varieties

Penis
Delicious and refreshing

Prison
No rules, just right

[Manchild]

man, you had to have either spent hours running that thing with different phrases, or you saw a few that certain words would make better....cause damn... those are freaking hilarious!!!


love the slave one...