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[Biag]

...I thought the magma was always hot.

I love random cave-ins. Recently I discovered that yes, the dust can catapult miners into the air, and yes, they will soon regain consciousness and do more cave-ins despite having like six red injuries.

[Lord Dakoth]

Cave-Ins are always fun. 

[HammerHand]

I only recently discovered that cave-ins are a spherical explosion, rather than a simple drop, and that yes, it WILL catapult all of your dwarves off a bridge into the chasm below.

[Lord Dakoth]

Lah-jeek? What is this lah-jeek of which you speak?

Sounds suspiciously like that dirty elfy mah-jeek... get the magma hot, we have a heretic.

Ah, Lah-Jeek, the Elven deity of sanity and sobriety. From what I hear, he forbids his followers to defy the laws of physics... no perpetual-motion machines or quantum stockpiles for you, tree-huggers!

[Funk]

to an altar to armok you do not give sacrifices. it takes them.

siged

[Stargrave]

im honored to be sig'ed