Anyway, I think the fact that you went to embarass him by taking his clothes and found him naked is hilarious.
It
was incredibly ironic. But I really wanted to make a name for Trakashrolgis as the crazy Kobold who took a quest to kill a dragon, killed it, flung its corpse at the king, then did the same with a titan, then pantsed the king and ran off.
Just need to kill a bronze colossus and a giant cave spider, and he can retire in his old cave, protecting the rest of the 'bolds from the sea lamprey and carp menace (there are like 8 named fish, it's really sad).
And the thing with DMs (and anyone else who hoards cloaks and mittens) is that those things can be layered, and they're allowed to take them.
What I mean though, is that it's an odd (and distinct) outfit. DMs arrive wearing it, then they go adding to their collection, without bothering with trousers or tunics. Similarly, elf druids seem to just wear a cloak or three, hood, and mittens, while all the other hippies have fairly normal clothes (and elves have no in-game clothing industry, so they couldn't have just found the clothes lying around). The druids also appear to be unarmed, which makes me wonder how the heck they rack up so many kills in Legends. Maybe they turn in their weapons and clothes upon becoming a druid, like the exact opposite of everyone else's leaders.
It does seem like guys can sometimes spawn with an insane amount of clothes, too. I've had migrants in Fortress mode who show up on a
hot map
already wearing some insane combination like 2 leather tunics, a leather dress, leather trousers, leather skirt, 2 pairs of leather socks, shoes, a leather cap, leather gloves, and leather mittens.
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