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Labs

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Life Lessons
« on: August 07, 2009, 08:16:49 am »
Life lessons with a Gnome Dwarf: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/505953
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Re: Life Lessons
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 09:07:48 am »
"If she has a headache she's tired, if you have a headache you're gay."
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Re: Life Lessons
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 12:00:03 pm »
Quote from: thatguyyaknow on August 07, 2009, 09:07:48 am
"If she has a headache she's tired, if you have a headache you're gay."

Could somebody explain the second half of that statement? Were they just starved for material at that point, or has that actually been used with a straight face?
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Re: Life Lessons
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 12:13:11 pm »
Not starved. Just trying to make a funny.  :P
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Re: Life Lessons
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 03:29:48 pm »
Quote from: Jualin on August 07, 2009, 12:00:03 pm
Quote from: thatguyyaknow on August 07, 2009, 09:07:48 am
"If she has a headache she's tired, if you have a headache you're gay."

Could somebody explain the second half of that statement? Were they just starved for material at that point, or has that actually been used with a straight face?


 If a woman doesn't feel like sex, in popular culture, she'll say that she has a headache. A man is supposed to be eager for sex, constantly, therefore if a man tries to turn down the sexual advances of a woman, he is not actually tired and turning down sex, just sex with a woman. He must be looking for a man, obviously.

 I've heard similar things said often enough, in much the same situations as a man will proclaim that a woman in a bar that has just turned his unwanted advances down, is in fact a lesbian. Granted this sort of talk is from the lips of those who tend to use the word 'like' at least six times per sentence.

Girl: “So like, I was like all ready, and he was all like no I'm not, so I was like OMG, are you like gay or something?”
Friends: "Like, LOL."
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Re: Life Lessons
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 03:58:10 pm »
It failed to amuse me.
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Re: Life Lessons
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 04:25:36 pm »
This animation is pretty sexist. I'm surprised he didn't tag on a "Black people get BET and that's empowering their culture, we make a WET and that's white supremacy!" line.

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Granted this sort of talk is from the lips of those who tend to use the word 'like' at least six times per sentence.
I say 'like' a lot. It's from an inability to keep thoughts straight or be clear. :(
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Re: Life Lessons
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 04:30:32 pm »
I tend to pause or um when I have to stop and think.  Like just has too many other connotations.

The video is fairly sexist.  It seems like the fairly pathetic rant of a conservative male with all the "liberal conspiracy" feelings in place.  Can't tell whether the video was made tongue in cheek or not.
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Re: Life Lessons
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 04:55:56 pm »
What it struck me as was every Dichotomy of Gender Relationships line in the history of stand-up comedy.  Delivered in a very dry, passive voice with no visual impetus.  Some of the points do have a bit of honest sharpness to them, but nothing anyone who's stepped outside of their house couldn't already piece together and keep to themselves.  I don't think there was any more to it than that, no ideology or agenda or anything, just a guy who thinks he's God's gift to insight for thinking up every Ray Romano routine on his own.

And I don't think the "Gay" parts were really supposed to be anything but a running gag.
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Re: Life Lessons
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2009, 07:09:42 am »
It sounded like a stealth parody to me, but I could be wrong.

Big meh, it wasn't that funny.

The animations by the clock crew tend to be notoriously off anyway.
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