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[Armok]

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Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi male famale?
You: female
Stranger: name?
You: Sonja
You: aand before you ask, 19
Stranger: 18
Stranger: mehmet
Stranger: can u give msn
You: what is an msn?
Stranger:
Stranger: give
You: give what?
Stranger: gve msn
You: what is "msn", I dont recognize that acronym
Stranger: messenger
You: is that some computer aplication right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

obviously, every word was a lie.

Fix it, Armok.

Thanks.
I did the same thing a few times after that, but those were to successful to be posted here, and not successful enough to bother saving the logs.

[Dragooble]

hey org, can i aid you in your quest to kill the mutant, the daemon and the heretic as well as help you get more followers?

[Kagus]

Gold.

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You: Good evening.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: In China，it'S
Stranger: afrernoon
Stranger: afternoon
You: You just made my day, however unintentionally.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Note to trolls:  Don't do all the bloody work yourself.  You've got to play off of your partner to get the best results.

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You: Good evening.
Stranger: good night
Stranger: its night time you know
You: Tsk tsk tsk...
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: the way you say tsjk
Stranger: is so fucking hot
Stranger: I am wanking
Stranger: right now
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: one hand on the keyboard
You: *Scribbles something in file*
Stranger: *fuck me you duumb bitch*
You: Look, I told you once.
Stranger: *wipes cum off on joao*
Stranger: joao is a friend of mine btw
Stranger: he likes you a lot
Stranger: he is a foreign kid
Stranger: one of those retards
Stranger: from Jamaica or something
Stranger: so how are you?
You: I'm sorry, but I came here for an argument.
Stranger: of what kind?
Stranger: about what?
You: Look, I told you once.
Stranger: no...
Stranger: what?
You: Yes I did.
Stranger: well anyway
Stranger: fuck your stupid bitch ass
Stranger: your a faggot
Stranger: and a bitch
Stranger: and a joey
Stranger: all in one night
Stranger: you fucked anthony so hard
Stranger: but all you do is bitch and bitch
Stranger: I've raped school children who are meaner than you
You: Keep going.
Stranger: no you
Stranger: you bitch
You: Look, I've been giving this some thought, and I've come to realize that you're just not participating in this relationship.
You: I'm sorry, but it's over.
You have disconnected.

Hit-and-run randomness.

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Stranger: JOGO TIBIA MATO DRAGÃO, QUER FICAR COMIGO SIM OU NÃO?
You: I'm sorry, but I don't take checks.
Stranger: HUNTED BROW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cthulhu]

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Stranger: JOGO TIBIA MATO DRAGÃO, QUER FICAR COMIGO SIM OU NÃO?
You: I'm sorry, but I don't take checks.
Stranger: HUNTED BROW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: go away i train here
You: u no leave i pk u
You: br?
Stranger: gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Toady One]

Please don't start topics the purpose of which is to troll somebody else's web site.  I don't like it when people troll threads here, and in the same way I think it's bad when this site becomes a launching point for trolling other sites.  I've also deleted the similar thread attacking the same site in the forum games section.