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Stakudomer

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Strange Worldgen - Map With a Theme?
« on: June 25, 2009, 10:11:15 pm »
I just genned a new world after being away from the game for a while, and noticed something odd while browsing around. In addition to a cluster of "Dark Dwarven Fortresses" near the mountainhomes, The Moist Desert, and a typically elf-infested Forest of Sparkles, there were several areas that seemed to follow a pattern. Let's see if you guys can figure it out:

The Mortified Teeth - A large crescent-shaped mountain range covering most of the southern hemisphere (and containing the aforementioned fortresses)
The Ivory Forests - A small woodland south of The Mortified Teeth, wedged into its inner curve.
The Hill of Cavities - A tiny area on a river to the east of The Mortified Teeth.
The Sweet Plains - An area west of The Mortified Teeth, on the opposite side from the Hill of Cavities
The Jungle of Smiling - Small region just north of the Teeth.
The Dune of Mouths - A small equatorial desert.
The Teeth of Dabbling - A small mountain range in the northwest.

That's right, my new world is Dental-Themed!  ;D
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Itnetlolor

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Re: Strange Worldgen - Map With a Theme?
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 10:22:31 pm »
Do gobbos/orcs chant "We. Make. Holes in the teeth! We. Make. Holes in the teeth!" as they siege?
« Last Edit: June 25, 2009, 10:38:19 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: Strange Worldgen - Map With a Theme?
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 10:22:39 pm »
That...


is...


terrifying...

imagine, An entire world populated by dentists... The horror...

The horror....

The horror...
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Quote from: warlordzephyr on June 26, 2009, 12:19:06 pm
You see, booze is a parasite. It lives off dwarves and compels them to dig into the ground so as to create massive defences to protect it's self. It really shouldn't be called dwarf fortress, Booze fortress would make much more sense.

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Re: Strange Worldgen - Map With a Theme?
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 10:24:32 pm »
Now all you need is a goddess of suicide and you're good to go!
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Quote from: DrKillPatient on March 13, 2014, 11:26:58 pm
The World Without Knifebear — A much safer world indeed.
Quote from: Robocorn on July 16, 2010, 04:58:02 pm
regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

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Re: Strange Worldgen - Map With a Theme?
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 10:28:12 pm »
This calls for a dental mod.

Weapons are replaced with dental tools.

Sword : Toothbrush
Whip : Floss
Axe : Drill
Hammer : Teeth Remover.. thingy
Crossbows : Well, I don't really know.

Civillizations:
Elves : Teeth-Men (Trees are teeth, explaining why axes are drills)
Dwarves : Dentists
Humans : I don't really know :/ Humans?
Goblins : Cavities
Kobold : Some-Teeth-Disease

Agahahaa, I can already see it being mapped out.
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Itnetlolor

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Re: Strange Worldgen - Map With a Theme?
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 10:33:48 pm »
Humans are the Team Crest ;D.

Kobolds are bad breath and Orcs are Gingivitis.

Crossbows, well, those could be mouthwash/soda guns.


The music can also be replaced with soft rock.



What can magma be? Baking soda?
« Last Edit: June 25, 2009, 10:39:01 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: Strange Worldgen - Map With a Theme?
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 10:39:31 pm »
This is a bicuspid bed. All craftdentistship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with hanging rings of molar and is encircled with bands of canine. This object menaces with spikes of enamel.

On the object is an image of Bomrek Vathezled the dentist and Ogo Ustrokustspu the cavity. The dentist is making a plaintive gesture. The cavity is laughing.
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Quote from: DrKillPatient on March 13, 2014, 11:26:58 pm
The World Without Knifebear — A much safer world indeed.
Quote from: Robocorn on July 16, 2010, 04:58:02 pm
regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

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Re: Strange Worldgen - Map With a Theme?
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 11:16:33 pm »
Quote from: Untelligent on June 25, 2009, 10:24:32 pm
Now all you need is a goddess of suicide and you're good to go!

"The Pulpy Coven is a human religion of the Universes of Enchantment centered around the worship of Nenpe, a human god of blight."

...and tooth decay.
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Re: Strange Worldgen - Map With a Theme?
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 11:59:31 pm »
I think we should stop this one well we're still ahead haha. But well said everyone!
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