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[Wolfius]

*sets off with an expedition of 7 dwarves to mine the vast fortunes of the Infinite Wall.*

Also, you forgot the wall of Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw Launchers.

I've just realized, what if elves aren't actually hippies and one with nature.  Obviously they use wooden weapons and bins and even sell wood in their caravans, they also seem to have a thriving poaching business.  In fact they seem to only be offended by the amount of wood and wood objects you have, not the actual foresting.  Could it be the elves are actually trying to create a monopoly on wood?

Elves are just a front for the Lumberjack Mafia.