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[NW_Kohaku]

If you really want to drop someone's happiness, just keep giving them pets, and then killing them, preferably in a way that causes the body to rot in front of them without being buried.

[Sarganto]

Sadly, I can't give mayor ogre any pets.

He would nominate them to become some noble anyway.

All hail militia commander raccoon!

[Aspgren]

no no .. dont make the mayor unhappy. i meant make a dwarf unhappy.

you know that unhappy dwarves will go to meet the mayor, right? and either cry on him or yell at him. depending on how good the mayor is at consoling dwarves, it can make them feel better - and it can stop a tantrum spiral

[NightmareBros]

Urist Mcemodorf has cried on the shoulder of someone in authority recently.

Ogre mayor has lifted up a dwarf to cry on his shoulder recently.

[Jaxicat]

You could name him Shrek and chain up a donkey and cat next to him.

[Nyxalinth]

Urist McNyx cancels laughing: Coffee coming out of nose.