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[FrickenMoron]

Not the most lame, but probably most insulting one:


I abandoned after I read that :|

[tp12]

Let me tell you: Never give your champions artifact weapons. They will spar with them, and tear your military apart. I mean, my champion cut one guy clean in half, and removed two arms, and a leg from a military before I stopped him.

That dwarf IS your military! also, let him rip up every new unwanted immigrant for practice.

[Craftling]

Lol I have just acquired "Tatehurdem" "The Birth of Molesting" "A Silk Thong"
The creator gets to go for a swim in the magma.

[zchris13]

Why do people kill these artifact creators? Why? They are still useful...

[Craftling]

Because that was the most terrible artifact ever. It was either kill him or genocide the world.

[Albedo]

A what?

If i remember my medieval armoury, it's a greave. (Or something like).

[Byakugan01]

You should at least put the thong on a hatch above magma, then send it down the hatch when a siege comes-let the now-berserk dwarf out of his cubbyhole in your siege "welcoming" area and see how many of the gobbos/orcs he can kill-give him light armor and an axe too-everything's better with psycho axemen.