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[uberubert]

After many failed attempts, I finally made it!

Almost 200 brave dwarves have died during its creation, many more have suffered periods with lack of alcohol. Several have lost their friends due to failed moods. Some felt the cold embrace of aquifier water during wintertime, and was frosen for eternity (or until summer..) This fort even survived a tantrum spiral early on, as well as several sieges which more than halfed the inhabitants. Still more brave/stupid dwarves kept coming in to help finish this marvellous creation, and now, 8 years later, it is finally complete!

Boasting a 14-z tall watercistern, using more than 6000 Power to function, 7 levers of fun! Big self-sustaining powerstation which pumps out nearly 10000 power! (Ok, I might have went a bit overkill with this one...) More than 10000 constructions total..  wow..
I present the wonderous mega-structure, "Fleshgates of Drowning" a.k.a. "Elven box of eternal happiness". I basically walled in an entire elf village, put flooring on top as a roof, and connected a huge watertower with loads of pumps for maximum pointless.

Pictures:
Powerstation:

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Base of the watertower before:

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Base of the watertower after:

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resulting fun:

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Explaining the levers in the lever-room just north of the pump-tower:

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savefile (first hit on google..): http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=febdeeb8396a48f1b94117dade8fc295e04e75f6e8ebb871
Map archive: http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-5899-fleshgatesofdrowning
Note: Extreme amounts of water, and extreme amounts of power makes the fps die out.

[Sara-chan]

Now, you just need to find some way to convert it to fusion energy.
All jokes aside though, pretty dwarven, and impressive.

[Skorpion]

*salutes*
You are a true dwarven hero.

[Duke 2.0]

 It kills elves. It has a point.

 Although by this logic a giant wooden dwarf sprite would not be pointless because it would piss off elves. Don't take this idea too seriously. You did a good job of adding much more power than necessary for anything.

[GlyphGryph]

"Hey, Oda, what do ya suppose those dwarves are building?"

"I think they said something about 'never having to water our crops again' when they were done. That would be nice - its so rare to find such kind and generous dwarves."

"Yes, it is indeed. We're lucky to have them around. Though I do wonder why they are making it so very big..."

ANNOUNCED FROM THE TOP OF WATER TOWER: "ALL THE BETTER TO DROWN YOU WITH!"

::elves die::