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Argonnek

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Damn Elves...
« on: May 31, 2009, 04:12:01 pm »

I just got back from a cave full of both giants and the goodies they stole, most of which were made of wood. Because of a war during worldgen, many of the people in the human city I went to were elves, including the weapons dealer. I try to sell him some of the crafts for a better sword, and he said: "What was once a lovely tree has been turned to trash only suitable for your kind" or something like that. I then proceeded to kill him and get shot in the liver, stomach, and pancreas.

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Re: Damn Elves...
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2009, 04:16:52 pm »

Yeah. That's pretty much Elves for you.
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Re: Damn Elves...
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2009, 05:12:46 pm »

Yeah. That's pretty much Elves for you.

Its ok if they cut down a tree, but god forbid if you do. And if you use their wood equipment thats even worse. But trying to sell it to them? Thats paramount to raping their children with your ax.

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Re: Damn Elves...
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2009, 06:15:10 pm »

That's paramount to raping their children with your ax.

And that's with the hafted end too.
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