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[Kelbin]

I was playing my Modded Dwarf fortress and i got to say,



Do not make a trading race that breathes fire.

I REPEAT, DON'T!! EVER!!

That was the MOST stupid thing i have ever done.

And don't build a trading depot that is close to grass if your going to do that.

[alway]

If you really want some fun, give the elves a homeotherm temperature of 15000 or so. Then they burst into flame the moment the enter the map.

[Kelbin]

Seriously this is just crazy.



Thanks to my fortress being a semi-outdoors hobbit holes type, Alot of my hobbits got burned more then 20 already died.

Edit: and i never knew people could bleed from fire.



And they are getting so used to death they are putting people in coffins BEFORE they die.

[Leafsnail]

Setting their "melting" levels to absolute zero is also a possibility.  Or you could inquire about those orcs with exploding arms and see if you can do the same with elves.

[jaked122]

If you really want some fun, give the elves a homeotherm temperature of 15000 or so. Then they burst into flame the moment the enter the map.

finally!!

[Untelligent]

My dwarven traders kept exploding and I couldn't figure out why.

Then I remembered that they'll occasionally bring rocks for you. Adding a location tag to that exploding rock I made (for the purposes of itemcorpses) to have the bonus effect of pissing off the miners wasn't such a good idea after all.

Wasn't anywhere near as bad as the time I made the flaming giant cave spider that spun flaming silk, though.