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Author Topic: Strangest Demands.  (Read 2536 times)

chaoticag

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Re: Strangest Demands.
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2009, 07:42:36 am »


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Re: Strangest Demands.
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2009, 09:42:19 am »

The strangest demand I've had was from a DungeonMaster who wanted a bed in his tomb. 

I'm not sure I want to know why.

It's the Dungeon Master; he doesn't need a reason.

Probably needed somewhere to store all his cloaks.

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Re: Strangest Demands.
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2009, 11:09:10 am »

My baroness consort has demanded an Adamantine door in her tomb.  I have decided to ignore her.
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Only vaguely. Made of the same substance and put to the same use, but a bit like comparing a castle and a doublewide trailer.

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Re: Strangest Demands.
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2009, 11:42:28 am »

My dungeon master has just got jealous of an inferior's sleeping arrangements.  Odd - everyone else just has "Quarters" (no adjective) and the only person with a better room than the dungeon master is the mayor, who is obviously a superior.  Weird.
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Re: Strangest Demands.
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2009, 02:40:18 pm »

He might like some of the other's engravings or have dislikes for his own.
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Re: Strangest Demands.
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2009, 02:56:41 pm »

My baroness consort has demanded an Adamantine door in her tomb.
I suggest giving her a Magma shower instead.
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Re: Strangest Demands.
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2009, 03:17:24 pm »

My dungeon master has just got jealous of an inferior's sleeping arrangements.  Odd - everyone else just has "Quarters" (no adjective) and the only person with a better room than the dungeon master is the mayor, who is obviously a superior   Inferior.  Weird.
He is the Dungeon Master. EVERYONE, is inferior.

The strangest demand I've had was from a DungeonMaster who wanted a bed in his tomb. 

I'm not sure I want to know why.

It's the Dungeon Master; he doesn't need a reason.

Probably needed somewhere to store all his cloaks.

And his dice. Also his needlessly expensive clothing, and his other expensive crap ( Which he should have without question of course ), since as we all know. THE DUNGEON MASTER KNOWS ALL.

Except knowing if he is on fire.
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Re: Strangest Demands.
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2009, 03:56:15 pm »

Since as we all know. THE DUNGEON MASTER KNOWS ALL.

Except knowing if he is on fire.
That really is a problem these days, people not figuring out if they are on fire or not, you know?
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