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[Wahad]

This is in honor of a dwarf in my most recent fortress. I took a look at him to change some hauling jobs, and for the first time I noticed his name.



Spiderdwarf, Spiderdwarf,
Does whatever a spider can,
Spins a web any size,
Catches thieves just like flies,
Look out, here comes the Spiderdwarf!

Is he strong? Listen Bud,
He's got radioactive blood,
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead,
Hey, there! There goes the Spiderdwarf!

[Raz]

Domesticate a GCS and make it his pet. Do it!!

[Hectonkhyres]

Spoiler: Hide your brain. HIDE YOUR BRAIN. (click to show/hide)

Mod a race of eight limbed dwarves that spit webs and have a venomous bite. Make mad theories about how such a race of abominations against dwarf, god, and nature could possibly come to be. Come to the conclusion that Captain Ironblood got a little bit lonely (all his fangirls died from shattered pelvises and assorted internal trauma) and the bastard went out and raped a Giant Cave Spider. Or perhaps a whole cave system full of them in the orgy to end all orgies. There were no complaints.

Lolth's driders don't have jack on these guys. The spinnerets are like extra vaginas!

...
God, the ideas you bastards create in my head.
How the hell do such things crop up just from waddling around these forums?

[inaluct]

[PREFSTRING:corrupt intentions]

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Dwiders?

[Puck]

Spiderdwarf Spiderdwarf
barfs whatever a spider barfs
Likes his mugs bonecrafted
flees from thieves unless drafted
Look out here comes the spiderdwarf

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Alright that was cheesy so here comes the original