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[Tormy]

29 kids now.

What the hell?! I've never seen such a HUGE dwarven family yet...this family will take over your fortress I guess. 

[yaklin]

your mission should you choose to accept it is to kill any and all dwarves that do not belong in that family and kill all immigrants so that you can have a fortress populated by just one family

[Myroc]

This kinda remains me of Nanny Ogg and her massive family from the Discworld novels.

[Lord_Shadow]

So far 3 children have died of failed moods. The parents remained ecstatic as did most of the kids. Guess the fact that they have so many siblings/offspring dilutes the value of em.

Or being that busy helps keep them happy

[Porpoisepower]

You'd think they'd get tired of the constant proliferating. I suppose not. I don't think you can even call that a family anymore, that is more like a clan.

Would you get tired of constant proliferating? 

And now a bit tastelessness

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You should check her profile, I wonder what her likes and dislikes are... I bet beds are involved.

[Alex Encandar]

You'd think they'd get tired of the constant proliferating. I suppose not. I don't think you can even call that a family anymore, that is more like a clan.

Would you get tired of constant proliferating? 

And now a bit tastelessness

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You should check her profile, I wonder what her likes and dislikes are... I bet beds are involved.

Nope but she does like:
Prickle Berry Wine, Rope Reed Fabric, Silty Clay, and Clear Diamonds among other things, these are the ones that I found amusing.

Also she is "Open-minded to new ideas".

[Porpoisepower]

Are we sure all the kids have the same father?

Maybe the mother/father have achieved legendary skills in some previously undocumented skills

[Aspgren]

Well.. My mayor married the broker, the broker was elected mayor next and the mayor became the broker. (did I confuse you yet?)

Together they've had 13 children. They share an office so... well I know they would have made more by now but unfortunately the father was crushed by a drawbridge and their breeding stopped.
One child grew up and became a guard. He just became a incredibly skilled guard after taking down a mad spear-wielding dwarf with his hands.
Another child died in a cave-in .. the rest are spending all their time in the farms.

[TheDJ17]

21st child, another boy. Here's an updated picture of the family tree:

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I love how after ten the game just stops carring about the exact count

[Heron TSG]

your mission should you choose to accept it is to kill any and all dwarves that do not belong in that family and kill all immigrants so that you can have a fortress populated by just one family

and occasionally let dwarven immigrants in to produce a child or two before being butchered! muahahahahaha!

[Walliard]

21st child, another boy. Here's an updated picture of the family tree:

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I love how after ten the game just stops carring about the exact count

Technically eleven, since the youngest is also noted.