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Author Topic: Trees with Names!  (Read 2793 times)

Eagle

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Re: Trees with Names!
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2009, 10:23:11 pm »

There is only 1 logical course of action as far as I can tell.  Build a thin tower to the sky.  Build a walkway/gangplank out until you are directly over the middle of the elven settlement.  Create a bunch of 1x1 chambers with trapdoors underneath them.  Place a cat in each chamber.  Set the cats on fire.  Place pressure plates throughtout the elven encampment to randomly open the chambers above.

Presto:  raining flaming cats.

For better effect, add [SEVERONBREAKS]. Presto: flaming shrapnel.

Zancor Mezoran

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Re: Trees with Names!
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2009, 06:28:48 pm »

I think I will just cut them all down and use the logs as charcoal for my steel production. Heh.
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Anyway, I figure that the dwarves are only marginally less wasteful of metal than they are of wood. The moody dwarf's selecting only the best 5% of each bar of metal, and eats the rest to sustain him as he works on the artifact.
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