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Hagadorn

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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2009, 09:53:20 am »
Okay, Okay, we've had our fun... Lets stop derailing the thread before we get in twouble.

on topic: I dunno, I've had a carp with a couple of pages of kittens on its kill list... And quite a few were from the same Drop...



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Quote from: warlordzephyr on June 26, 2009, 12:19:06 pm
You see, booze is a parasite. It lives off dwarves and compels them to dig into the ground so as to create massive defences to protect it's self. It really shouldn't be called dwarf fortress, Booze fortress would make much more sense.

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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2009, 09:57:38 am »
Quote from: pushy on March 25, 2009, 07:55:55 am
Quote from: ToonyMan on March 25, 2009, 05:59:33 am
COLOR.

GRAY.


You cAnrt stop me.
Why would we bother? We already know Americans are stupid. And to any who dare to deny it, you elected this man as president. Twice. Any other nation in the world could quite clearly see that he was unfit to be in a position of power :P Even after he famously announced in a speech "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." in 2004, he was STILL re-elected ;D

Technically he wasn't elected the first time.  And there were "issues" the second time.
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Quote from: Greiger on June 14, 2010, 09:16:28 am
That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2009, 09:58:23 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on March 25, 2009, 08:08:36 am
Now now. You are the idiot if you feel that quote is bad enough that he is unfit for office.
Maybe not on its own, but it was hardly an isolated incident. There are websites devoted to listing all the "Bushisms" said over the years ;)

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Also, direct your hate towards him, not the whole country.
The world is horrible except for America, so why try to deny it? See how much of an ass that sounds?
Who said I hated America? I'm just having a laugh. Was never meant to be taken seriously :P Besides, the UK has a prime minister who's more horrid (and even less exciting) than a baboon's arse, Gordon Brown :D
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Quote from: Tim Edwards, PC Gamer UK
There are three things I know about dwarves:
1. They've got beards. Even the women.
2. They're short. Especially the women.
3. They're Scottish.

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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2009, 10:36:19 am »
 We already know Europeans are unwashed, uneducated snobby asses who decide to start wars because things are getting droll.

 You know, just for fun.

 But yes, with that out of my system I can start taking this thread unseriously again.
 CATFORTRESS MUST RETURN!
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2009, 12:32:16 pm »
CATS! The Dwarf Musical!

With Napalm

and it's always funny to hear...
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Any other nation in the world could quite clearly see that he was unfit to be in a position of power
...now that we've got a new community organizer president.
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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2009, 01:25:37 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on March 25, 2009, 05:59:33 am
COLOUR.

GREY.


You cAnrt stop me. (I just did  :))
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Quote from: Slappy Moose on March 22, 2009, 06:19:31 pm
Oh Gordon Freeman, what medical procedure can't you educate alien war machines about?

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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2009, 01:29:27 pm »
I should start a fortress like this.  They all end the same however.  CATZ!
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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2009, 03:23:14 pm »
The Urist Scout Handbook says to wait for an elf siege and flood everything with magma.  This is the correct response to any cursed fortress.
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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2009, 04:27:22 pm »
It doesn't look like it's going to go too badly. This is my vanilla folder, so no orcs. I've used one wood from the wagon for a cage, one for a butcher's shop, and now I'm going to deconstruct the carpenter's workshop and use that wood for a tanner's shop/craftdwarf's shop, as needed.

I told my friend it'd be impossible originally because I forgot about the three wood from the wagon. He reminded me ^_^
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2009, 08:25:41 pm »
Americans are idiotic pigs
Canadians are simple, violent bastards
The brits are perverted, depraved up-tight bastards
And the Irish are awesome.
Don't get me started on Asia..

Flame me. Now. DO IT!

Also, on topic; the cats of mine gave birth to kittens in one huge wave of life, it seems.. And now I get an elven ambush. You won't believe what happened next.
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Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
March on! March on! March on! March on! MARCH ON!

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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2009, 10:09:45 pm »
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Re: Challenge from a friend: OH DEAR GOD CATS
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2009, 10:17:22 pm »
Quote from: Im_Sparks on March 25, 2009, 08:25:41 pm
And the Irish are awesome.
This.

 But yes, this cannot be done without making cats war-trainable. It just cannot be done. No self-respecting DF player would play more than a year with a hundred cats and no war cats.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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