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[Erlend]

haha suddenly my merchant vent stark raving mad and ripper his mule in picecs! Just started playing DF and this is the fist bizare thing 2 happen haha i love DF

[Idiom]

I remember when I started playing. A couple of chain-suicides resulting from an accidental death because I didn't know you couldn't climb out of channels from the sides.

First theft ever in the game was a Kobold stealing a pair of pants right off my mason as he's working on a road. I laughed so hard.

First thing that happens when I start up the 3D version was a kidnapping, a mother running about babbling, and then her body smashing 10 z-levels into the courtyard below.

A lot of the tragedies in this game are so dire they make you stop and feel sad if you think about them. An equal number are f*cking hilarious.

Stupid emo dwarves.

[woose1]

Grammah please!

[worldspawn]

I remember I had a diplomat leave my fort unhappy and he went melancholy cuz I forgot to unlock the door. I predesignated his clothes for dumping since I expected him to die and he got bumrushed by dwarves tearing his clothes off. Instead of dying he actually did leave the fort, but before reaching the edge of the map a lone dwarf ran outside, tore off his only article of clothing left (pants) then ran back into the fort with them.

I'll never be at peace with humans again.