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[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Turn 4

Dermonster [2] You punch the ground with your super strength but realize you don't have it. You then punch the ground with your glove. You fly up in the air. You punch the air to hover your way down. Your cuts are fully healed.

Inventory : Gored Super Punch Glove

Health : 10/10

Newsmuffin [4] You fix the glove while feeling a wonderfull breeze blow past you.

Inventory : Magic Glove (Flying, body warmer)

Health : 7/10

RNG [2-1=1] You heal your burns. Wait those burns. Oh. Oops. You cleaned up the ground from your inferno.

Inventory : Dagger

Health : 5/10

Condition(s) : Burned (-1 to next 2 rolls)

Nirur Torur [4] Wondering what your doing, your burns heal most of the way.

Inventory : Musket [Loaded]
            Pack of Lead ammo [5]

Health : 7/10

Frelock [5] You search the ship for medical supplies and find a first aid kit (10/10 ready), a pack of bandades (, and some surgical tools.


Inventory : Piece of Cloth
            First Aid Kit [10/10]
            Bandades [8] (Heal 1/10)
            Surgical Tools

Health : 10/10

Tarran [4] (P.S : I toned it down) You find a BFG 900. It can damage 5 health points in one shot, but it only came with 5 shots.


Inventory : Awesome Hammer (more force at the end than you feel)
            BFG 900 [5 shots] (5 health point damage)

Health : 10/10

Game Events : Someone in a pirate hat walks in the clearing you are all in. Great battle yells are heard in the distance, then a trumpet.

[Tarran]

OH SNAP. PIRATES.

Run out of the ship and ready my BFG 9000.

[Dermonster]

Punch atoms in half in the direction of (rolls) North.

[Nirur Torir]

I hate pirates! I shoot the pirate while yelling out my hatred of him and his family.

[Frelock]

I pull out my TF2 Medigun, and start charging up my UberCharge

[NewsMuffin]

Wait a second, I fixed my glove. Why is it still broken?
Fly back to the good guys camp and proclaim that I am a GOOD PIRATE.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Sorry. I fixed it. It happened because I copy over the inventory and health from the previous turn.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Try healing my own burns.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Turn 5

Dermonster [1] Your atoms fly towards the sky, through a rip in the universe.

Inventory : Gored Super Punch Glove

Health : 10/10

Newsmuffin [4] I AM A GOOD PIRATE!

Inventory : Magic Glove (Flying, body warmer)

Health : 7/10

RNG [3-1=2] The grass is completely clean now. You feel green.

Inventory : Dagger

Health : 5/10

Condition(s) : Burned (-1 to next roll)
               Feel green (+1 to earth friendly actions, -1 to non earth    friendly actions)

Nirur Torur [4] I HATE YOU STUPID PIRATE!!! Pew. You missed. How embarrising. He seems startled though.


Inventory : Musket [Loaded]
            Pack of Lead ammo [5]

Health : 7/10

Frelock [2] You pull out that thingamajig, wait, what is that?

Inventory : Piece of Cloth
            First Aid Kit [10/10]
            Bandades [8] (Heal 1/10)
            Surgical Tools
            Something

Health : 10/10

Tarran [5] Your BG 900 out, you charge out of the ship only to be met with a flying rock. It misses, but you are distracted while the pirate let's out a mighty speech : YYYAAARRRGGGHHH!!! Die ye landlubbers! I be deh DREAD PIRATE QUIP!!! COWR IN FEAR!!! YYAARRGG!!!. He then shoots you in the chest but it landed somewhere unimportant.
-2 health

Inventory : Awesome Hammer (more force at the end than you feel)
            BFG 900 [5 shots] (5 health point damage)

Health : 8/10

Game Events : As the pirate dissapears into the trees, a tribal war party marches out armed with mostly wooden spears. The leader appears to have flintlock pistol. Seems to be a small party though, being only 3 men strong. They bear marks of a recent battle.

[Frelock]

Examine thingamajig

[Dermonster]

Greet tribal party.

[Tarran]

If the tribal people are hostile after dermonster's greeting, blast the leader with the BFG 900.

Or, if the tribal people are friendly after dermonster's greeting, heal myself using my own badassery.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Indulge my greenness and become a druid.

[NewsMuffin]

Patch up my wounds in a very pirate-like way.