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[MuonDecay]

This is a Nickle Spaceship.  All craftsdwarfship is of lowest-bidder quality.  It is encrusted with Gabbro and Green glass, decorated with Pig tail, and encircled with bands of Milk opal.  This object menaces with spikes of Hematite.
On the item is an image of a dwarf and dwarves in naked mole rat leather.  The dwarves are surrounding the dwarf.  The artwork relates to the election of Lokum Bercog of The Gigantic Tools in 1.
On the item is an image of elves and dwarves in rhesus macaque leather.  The elves are laughing.  The dwarves are exploding.

So, Morton Thiokol is staffed with elves...