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filiusenox

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« on: June 14, 2009, 12:26:53 pm »
    It all started when the Elves traded that Unicorn to us.

      Years later when a famine struck, the queen ordered all the  animals butchered. The Unicorn items, we discovered, was worth 10 times as much as Deer items, SO BECUASE OF THE STUPID ELVES, the queen ordered us to go to a benign forest to, and I quote,
   "Settle this beautiful pacth of land and make a trading fort to trade with the kind Elves."

Beautiful my arse, not  even a single hill or stone.

So I went and got six other Dwarves that where either stupid or insane to come with me. Not even the stupid ones wanted to go, I had to threaten them with hammer strokes if they didn't. Half of them took the hammer.
« Last Edit: June 17, 2009, 01:57:39 pm by filiusenox »
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Re: Leatherhorn
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 12:46:53 pm »
You may wish to improve your grammar and spelling skills.  Mistakes really make what could be a great story seem as though it were told by a child.
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