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Dragooble

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continuous method of assasinating someone
« on: February 17, 2009, 11:01:14 pm »

a simple forum game. someone posts something you have to do/will happen to assassinate someone.
EXAMPLE: first poster: first you need a large jar of mayonnaise
second poster: then you have to mix this mayonnaise with napalm...

and so forth

first you have to get a very large model ant replica.
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 11:03:56 pm »

And the entire North Korean missle stock . . .
All three and a half of them.
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 11:06:34 pm »

And all of them must be coated in weaponized plutonium.
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 11:12:44 pm »

And painted purple!
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 11:15:17 pm »

And wrapped around captain ironblood's pubic hair.
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 11:19:27 pm »

And have caused the aforementioned captain to die from the cancers caused by the plutonium.
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 11:23:43 pm »

these missles must be fired at the exact opposite end of the galaxy
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 11:26:20 pm »

And you must ride on top of these missiles with a cowboy hat on.
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 12:33:45 am »

while singing the soviet anthem
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 01:24:18 am »

Doing the following song increases efficiency! But is an optional step and can be skipped in case of injury.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrGRJY_GFw4
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Re: continuous method of assasinating someone
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2009, 04:29:29 pm »

after you reach the destination build a robot out of the planet you are on. the ENTIRE planet.
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