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[Derakon]

This is kinda silly, but I think it'd be nice if determination of which dwarf has to lie down when two meet in a corridor was based on who had the most skill.

[Keiseth]

A nice bloat! I like it. In addition, favor the person hauling something. "I don't care WHO you are, I'm not crawling around with this desk!"

[MaxVance]

Nobles, of course, get right-of-way preference (except the philosopher).

[Mikademus]

quote:Originally posted by MaxVance:
<STRONG>Nobles, of course, get right-of-way preference (except the philosopher).</STRONG>

What are you talking about? The philosopher always know the right way!

[Slappy Moose]

quote:Originally posted by MaxVance:
<STRONG>Nobles, of course, get right-of-way preference (except the philosopher).</STRONG>

NO! WRONG! GET OUT!

Nobles should crawl everywhere, and can only eat the left over food, and they can't wear armor, and they should be killed on sight, and bleed, and BUUUUURRRRRN!!!!!!

[Kogan Loloklam]

*In comes the king's armies, hauling Slappy Moose off to the stocks for his lack of respect for noble privilege.*

[Grek]

It should go
True Noble (based on rank)-> Appointed noble (based on skill) -> Military (based on rank, then skill) -> normal dwarf (based on skill)

[Draco18s]

quote:Originally posted by Grek:
<STRONG>It should go
Dwarf Carrying Large Object (based on weight) -> True Noble (based on rank)-> Appointed noble (based on skill) -> Military (based on rank, then skill) -> normal dwarf (based on skill)</STRONG>

Added the one you forgot.

[Miminini]

Oh ho, the nobles are now mandating their own deaths, if not asking for solitary confinement for all eternity.

[Keldor]

Actually, you're forgetting tame animals!

Cats->True nobility->Heavy haulers->Legendary dwarves->Lesser nobbles->Commoners->Other animals

[Slappy Moose]

quote:Originally posted by Kogan Loloklam:
<STRONG>*In comes the king's armies, hauling Slappy Moose off to the stocks for his lack of respect for noble privilege.*</STRONG>

Bah! I'll hide giant cave spider eggs in the noble's beards before I die.