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Dwarven King is an Elf... lolwut?
« on: January 14, 2009, 12:15:38 am »
So the Liason for my Dwarven caravan was an elf. Pretty wierd I thought. I had to double-check the civ screen. Upon inspecting the who's-who of my Dwarven Civilization, I see that the King and basically everyone else are Elves. At the top it says the civ name, then Dwarven, then underneath, the name of my "Ruler/Elf King". Pretty odd, no?
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Re: Dwarven King is an Elf... lolwut?
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 12:23:19 am »
Pretty common, KILL IT, and don't donate to the frilly-livered hippies.
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Re: Dwarven King is an Elf... lolwut?
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 12:55:22 am »
The elves conqured the dwarves?
pansy hippies killed the dwarves?
ABSURD.
Go, offer untill you get this monster and introduce him to 200 pounds of ballista/magma/carp
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Re: Dwarven King is an Elf... lolwut?
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 03:33:18 am »
No, it must a good elf.  One of the tree-chopping, booze-guzzling kinds.

How else could it become king?
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Re: Dwarven King is an Elf... lolwut?
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 04:17:57 am »
Quote from: Christes on January 14, 2009, 03:33:18 am
No, it must a good elf.  One of the tree-chopping, booze-guzzling kinds.

How else could it become king?

I've heard they can play with minds...
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Re: Dwarven King is an Elf... lolwut?
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 10:25:19 am »
Nah this is not odd at all, at least not in the latest major version.  :)
The worldgen results are quite "interesting" very often.
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Re: Dwarven King is an Elf... lolwut?
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 10:35:58 am »
Oh, all the dwarves were missing feet. thats how the hippies won the war.
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Re: Dwarven King is an Elf... lolwut?
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 11:45:53 am »
I guess the elves have taken over; along with the Dwarven Elves, there are two separate Elven civilizations (one titled 'The Season of Beards' lol)

In an unrelated note, the Goblins civilizations name is " Strambeaspuz 'The Inferior Incest' " eww.
Proof that no amount of imagination and writing skill can compete with random generators.

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Re: Dwarven King is an Elf... lolwut?
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2009, 12:08:15 pm »
Inferior incest? You mean superior wincest!
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