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[Nadaka]

oo... The next one actually looks edible, and possibly even tasty.

Vinegar Salad
Serves 4
You will need:

    * 3 oranges
    * 30ml vinegar

Instructions:

   1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
   2. barbeque the oranges
   3. fry the vinegar until browned
   4. bake for 20 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

All these steps are possible, and the end result might not taste bad, but again serving 4 with 3 tangy bbq oranges. Those are small servings.

I must be doing something wrong, I keep getting more edible things...

Kidney Beans Salsa
Serves 4
You will need:

    * 5 sausages
    * 70g kidney beans

Instructions:

   1. pre-heat the oven to 200 C
   2. put the sausages in the saucepan
   3. sauté the kidney beans
   4. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

Not only is that possible, but it is edible and sounds quite good. Though realistically you would need more than 70g of beans, and would probably add some rice as well.

[Keilden]

Cod Liver Oil With Spoons Of Mayonnaise Crust
Serves 2
You will need:
30ml cod liver oil
2 spoons of mayonnaise
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 220 C
eat the cod liver oil
eat the spoons of mayonnaise
bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

So what am I supposed to bake and serve?

[ZergSpartan]

Cod Liver Oil With Spoons Of Mayonnaise Crust
Serves 2
You will need:
30ml cod liver oil
2 spoons of mayonnaise
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 220 C
eat the cod liver oil
eat the spoons of mayonnaise
bake for 80 minutes and serve hot

So what am I supposed to bake and serve?

The Dwarf who ate the Cod liver Oil and Mayo?

This is a dwarven Dwarf Roast.  The ingredients are minced dwarven cod liver oil and dwarven mayo Inside a whole dwarf.

[Onlyhestands]

Grapes Compote
Serves 3
You will need:
30g grapes
40g raisins
150g lard
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 200 C
toast the raisins
fry the grapes
fry the raisins
spoon the grapes onto a warmed plate
throw the raisins away
barbeque the lard
bake for 40 minutes and serve hot

[BatCountry]

On a related note:

The CHEF programming language:
http://www.dangermouse.net/esoteric/chef.html

All functional programs are recipes.
Ex:

Code: [Select]

Hello World Souffle.

This recipe prints the immortal words "Hello world!", in a basically brute force way. It also makes a lot of food for one person.

Ingredients.
72 g haricot beans
101 eggs
108 g lard
111 cups oil
32 zucchinis
119 ml water
114 g red salmon
100 g dijon mustard
33 potatoes

Method.
Put potatoes into the mixing bowl. Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put red salmon into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put water into the mixing bowl. Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put eggs into the mixing bowl. Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl. Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl. Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.
All I can say is that's one hell of a mixing bowl, to say nothing of the baking dish or oven.

[Skynet 2.0]

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Rice Compote
Serves 4
You will need:

    * 30ml exotic sauce
    * 120g rice

Instructions:

   1. rinse the rice
   2. add the rice
   3. grind the rice
   4. discard the exotic sauce
   5. throw it all away

I like the 'Serves 4' at the top .

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Zingy Lard And Lard Soup
Serves 4
You will need:

    * 70g lard
    * 100g kidney beans

Instructions:

   1. pre-heat the oven to 210 C
   2. throw the lard away
   3. microwave the kidney beans
   4. bake for 60 minutes and serve hot

[Jack_Bread]

Sweet Hot Pepper Sauce Wedges With Warm Hot Pepper Sauce (...sauce wedges...)
Serves 1
You will need:

    * 90ml exotic sauce
    * 5 slices of bread
    * 40ml hot pepper sauce
    * 2 lime

Instructions:

   1. sift the slices of bread (ok... how do I do that?)
   2. put the slices of bread in the fridge for 2 minutes (cold sifted bread)
   3. discard the hot pepper sauce (yes, now the name makes no sense)
   4. flip the slices of bread (For what reason?)
   5. fry the lime (...)
   6. add the lime to the saucepan (I was supposed to use a saucepan?)
   7. stir-fry the exotic sauce (ooook...)
   8. enjoy

Hey everyone! Let's enjoy some cold, sifted, flipped, bread with fried lime and stir-fried exotic sauce... Absolutely delicious... Ick. x.x