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[PTTG??]

Again the grand tradition of the Blood-Festival of Armok is amongst us- you can feel it in the air, see the joyous hanging of entrails in the great halls, and in every home you can smell the odor of fresh-slaughtered kittens! And most importantly, listen close and you can hear, echoing down the stony corridors, the sound of Carron-lers, singing the traditional Carols of the Blood-Festival! It almost makes one wish to join in.

"Deck the halls with Guts of Goblins, Fa la la la la, la la, la la..."

"On the twelfth day of the Blood Festival of Armok,
My Blood God gave me:
12 Pervert Demons
11 Zombie Carp
10 thousand Goblins
9 Pachyderms Pouncing
8 Maggot Milk-Maids
7 Broken Brains
6 scary deer
5 Chopped-off Fingers
4 Biting dogs
3 !!Kitten Mittens!!
2 Gouged-out eyeballs,
And an Admantium Axe to the FAAAAAA-ACE!"

(that's Adman-teeum, so it fits the cadence.)

Share with us the Carols of Old!
Last year's  favorites: http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=738.0

[Karlito]

Deck the halls with guts of Goblins,
Fa la la la la, la la la la,
Tis the Season to smash noggins,
Fa la la la la, la la la la,
Don we now our ≡Steel Plate Mail≡,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la,
Gut the Trolls and tap the barrel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la,

Some one else will have to pick up from here