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[EuchreJack]

Here's another idea:

Recruit six hippies, or crack heads for variety.

Give them goofy superhero names, whether they be actual comic book characters or stuff you make up (Like Liberal Man, the naked guitarist).

Bonus points if you name your founder Xavier, and make your recruits the
X-Men.

Here's some X-Men for you to use:

Wolverine: Liberal with knifes
Gambit: Liberal with trenchcoat and staff
Nightcrawler: Liberal with devil mask
Colossus: Liberal in Body Armor

[Squeegy]

[Jonathan S. Fox]

Looks like MI6 has a severe shortage of "talent". 

[Squeegy]

These are hippies just recruited. They get juice fast after a few cigar bar raids.

[mainiac]

Looks like MI6 has a severe shortage of "talent". 

This.

Also, it's always fun to recruit teenagers at the CEO mansion and send them back to expose the wrongdoings of their parents.

[Sithlordz]

Single man with 15 martial arts skill and army body armour.  He has about 16 tactics as well, so nothing ever hits him.  Ever.  I call him Neo.

[E. Albright]

Single man with 15 martial arts skill and army body armour.  He has about 16 tactics as well, so nothing ever hits him.  Ever.  I call him Neo.

Army body armor? Pffft. He should be in a trenchcoat and you know it.

[Rezan]

If nothing ever hits him; then give him the trenchcoat. It's what makes him fly. Everybody knows magical Christ figures run on black leather in the form of a trenchcoat.

[Sithlordz]

I concur, a Trenchcoat is required.

Edit: Holy crap, someone hit me!
At least it was in the leg, which makes it canon.  Right?

Neo now uses a daisho; I don't think he has a high-enough strength to dismember people consistently though. 

[Guy Montag]

A 6-man squad composed of martial artists in trench coats.

I experimented with this, with just my founder, one Black Belt and a bunch of hand-selected high agile/strength hippies.

They did a lot better then I expected, the Martial Arts skill advances quick and easy (just wail on random Conservatives and book it before the cops come) ultimately I lol'd and got bored with it after being gunned down by many, many policemen. Might try it again to see if I can get a squad of 6 invincible Elite Liberal martial artists to multi-fistedly bring down the CCS and the Conservative power structure.

My unnerving liberal slogan was "HII-YAHH!"

[Bien]

So, you have MI6, and six double-o agents. What about their sportscars?

[Jetman123]

So, you have MI6, and six double-o agents. What about their sportscars?

This is another reason why we need machine guns on cars.