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[RustedAxe]

I was looking at what games Toady has made, and I checked his Sub Games site out again, reading the descriptions, when I came across one game that had as its description...

*Religious Content*
*DO NOT PLAY*
*NO REDEEMING FEATURES*
*Requires DirectX*

And I looked at DirectX, and wondered how it fit in with those others, and I realized then that this was an exam question where you choose the one that least likely fits.

Usually when there's a caution label like, "Don't try this at home!" you get that urge to do it because of that.  But the way Toady writes the descriptions pretty much made my thought of playing them never cross my mind.

Has anyone ever tried those games out?

[ January 31, 2008: Message edited by: RustedAxe ]

[Sir Edmund]

quote:Originally posted by RustedAxe:
<STRONG>I was looking at what games Toady has made, and I checked his Sub Games site out again, reading the descriptions, when I came across one game that had as its description...

*Religious Content*
*DO NOT PLAY*
*NO REDEEMING FEATURES*
*Requires DirectX*

And I looked at DirectX, and wondered how it fit in with those others, and I realized then that this was an exam question where you choose the one that least likely fits.

Usually when there's a caution label like, "Don't try this at home!" you get that urge to do it because of that.  But the way Toady writes the descriptions pretty much made my thought of playing them never cross my mind.

Has anyone ever tried those games out?

[ January 31, 2008: Message edited by: RustedAxe ]</STRONG>

yeah, there....somewhat weird, such as the one where your the pope smiting demons who appear to be somewhat aroused . ww1 medic is awesome though i know it isnt in the sub games, think my high score was 7000ish and after hours of playing i finally managed to take a trench while still alive.

[Dark]

quote:
Originally posted by RustedAxe:
<STRONG>But the way Toady writes the descriptions pretty much made my thought of playing them never cross my mind.

Has anyone ever tried those games out?
</STRONG>

The way Toady writes descriptions cannot be written by anyone else. When I saw your post I was tempted to go play the 'DO NOT PLAY', but then when I was presented with the descriptions by Toady, I changed my mind.

[RustedAxe]

quote:Originally posted by Dark:
<STRONG>

The way Toady writes descriptions cannot be written by anyone else. When I saw your post I was tempted to go play the 'DO NOT PLAY', but then when I was presented with the descriptions by Toady, I changed my mind.</STRONG>

Yeah, Toady should definitely be one of those anti-**** advocates.  Whether it's global peace or .... moar war.  Hmmm... seems like someone should run for President.

[RustedAxe]

quote:Originally posted by Sir Edmund:
<STRONG>

yeah, there....somewhat weird, such as the one where your the pope smiting demons who appear to be somewhat aroused . ww1 medic is awesome though i know it isnt in the sub games, think my high score was 7000ish and after hours of playing i finally managed to take a trench while still alive.</STRONG>

What happens after you take over a trench?  I've played the game a bit, but hardly enough to get anywhere.

[Torak]

quote:Originally posted by RustedAxe:
<STRONG>

What happens after you take over a trench?  I've played the game a bit, but hardly enough to get anywhere.</STRONG>

I always get shot in the head by a friendly while trying to take a dying soldier back to the trench..

[Sir Edmund]

quote:Originally posted by RustedAxe:
<STRONG>

What happens after you take over a trench?  I've played the game a bit, but hardly enough to get anywhere.</STRONG>

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SPOILER!!!!

you get to take more

[qwertyuiopas]

That enviromental one: shooting lumberjacks and aligators with what looks like arrows. each one makes the population counter drop. You defend trees with animals in them, although you don't lose when you die.

That voting one: no clue, too confusing.

The wumples one: kill then all with a variety of methods.

The one mentioned at the top of this thread is already covered.

And... that other one: You are in a space ship, and shoot little stars trying to censor the vowels in bad language before it reached the babies.

[Abyssal Squid]

In I'm Voting For Myself, you have to protect Billy from himself, and the stray kittens from Billy.  He starts beating off and you have to get his mother to barge in on him, to keep him from finishing and having God kill a kitten.  If you get his mother to barge in when he's not beating off (pretending to sleep, watching Power Rangers, coding in perl, whatever) she leaves him alone, and you get a 20-second cooldown.

That's it, I'm calling Dr. Phil!

[ February 02, 2008: Message edited by: Abyssal Squid ]

[RustedAxe]

Oh my, I'm glad I haven't played those games.  They truly fit their descriptions.

[subject name here]

These games sound horrible yet awesome at the same time but for some reason I don't feel like trying them.

[qwertyuiopas]

One more thing: they all have 2D graphics.

[Zonhin]

quote:Originally posted by Abyssal Squid:
<STRONG>In I'm Voting For Myself, you have to protect Billy from himself, and the stray kittens from Billy.  He starts beating off and you have to get his mother to barge in on him, to keep him from finishing and having God kill a kitten.  If you get his mother to barge in when he's not beating off (pretending to sleep, watching Power Rangers, coding in perl, whatever) she leaves him alone, and you get a 20-second cooldown.

That's it, I'm calling Dr. Phil!

[ February 02, 2008: Message edited by: Abyssal Squid ]</STRONG>

BILLY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!

[Abyssal Squid]

quote:Originally posted by Zonhin:
<STRONG>

BILLY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!</STRONG>

Nyghehehe, I-I like furries and catgirls the most!