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[Zorgn]

I get enraged by an inferior's pretentious gaming arrangements.

You better talk to me in American, son, American, so I can understand.

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Seriously, I have no idea what that means. Rephrase, please?

[Bromor Neckbeard]

He's apparently some kind of noble and he's upset that his suboordinates have a badass gaming computer while he's trying to run DF on a laptop that still uses Windows 2000.

I'd have to go with Lumberjacks who cancel jobs because they get interrupted by a harmless woodland creature.  "OHMYGOD, a MOUNTAIN GOAT!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"  Dumbass, you HAVE AN AXE!  That mountain goat is no threat to you!

[Drunken]

I get enraged by an inferior's pretentious gaming arrangements.

You better talk to me in American, son, American, so I can understand.

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Seriously, I have no idea what that means. Rephrase, please?

I laughed, and then laughed again

[Ascii Kid]

Your fort is on the ropes, you've slaughtered your last kitten, and the only trade caravan on the horrizen is Elven.
And then Kobolds try to steal your stuff
And then Goblins invade
and then steal some babies
and then someone goes insane and kills the baby that was about to be kidnapped
whose mother was a legendary miner
who goes insane and kills enough dwarves to start a chain-reaction of suicide/murders the likes of which would haunt you forever, but thankfully are in pleasant Ascii art.
And then the Elves take your stuff.

[KrataLightblade]

I get enraged by an inferior's pretentious gaming arrangements.

You better talk to me in American, son, American, so I can understand.

...

Seriously, I have no idea what that means. Rephrase, please?

I laughed, and then laughed again

On the forums is an image of a dwarf surrounded by dwarves in Fontium.  The dwarves are laughing.  The Dwarf is making a plaintive guesture.