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[Nilus]

I found this excruciatingly hilarious and decided to post.
My fortress has a bridge over a magma pipe for an entrance, just cause I can and recently we ran out of food while moving farms from outdoors to indoors, well, some people wheren't to happy about that and without me noticing, this happened.



Luckily no important dwarves died and i got a good laugh.

[Tormy]

He probably detested bridges. 

[chaoticag]

Ironically, he was the leader of the defended smiths.

[cecilkorik]

I have this image of a raging dwarf standing on a bridge and shouting at his fellow haulers: "YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!" and then smashing the bridge beneath himself.

[Sizik]

It's better to build bridges out of floors, as they can't be destroyed all at once.

[Nilus]

It's better to build bridges out of floors, as they can't be destroyed all at once.

But then you can't retract them while gobbos are walking across sending them down into fiery hot magma.

[Jackrabbit]

I have this image of a raging dwarf standing on a bridge and shouting at his fellow haulers: "YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!" and then smashing the bridge beneath himself.

then looking down and going, 'aw fuck'

[Lostereadamy]

I have this image of a raging dwarf standing on a bridge and shouting at his fellow haulers: "YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!" and then smashing the bridge beneath himself.

then looking down and going, 'aw fuck'

He tries to run in the air for a sec first.

[Earthquake Damage]

then looking down and going, 'aw fuck'

He tries to run in the air for a sec first.

Wile E., Engineer cancels Hunting: Looked down.

[Aqizzar]

I love that the line right above that, after he's fallen in the lava but not quite dead is "Sakzul Ozkaknomal, Recruit cancels Starting Fist Fight: Too Injured."

"AHHHHHHHH ILL TAKE YOU ALL ONNN AHHHH" *sizzle*

I love dwarves.