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Author Topic: Recruits = Learning fodder  (Read 683 times)

Efun

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Recruits = Learning fodder
« on: October 18, 2008, 09:52:05 am »
So i have a balista gaurding my entrance hall and i get bored and just set it off at times, well, good ol' Urist McRecruit decided to stand on the front of the balista and try and ride it through the fortifications..... he didnt live.... In fact his arms and legs were ripped off, along with his head, |

so imagine this, your best friend who just got drafted now is missing all his limbs and head and is dead (of course)...Priceless

I wonder if they will bury his body and his limbs together, or seperate.....

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Also cuz he was an immigrant, he had brand new clothes......can you also imagine the mass of peasnts bum rushing his corpse for good clothes
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Military dorfs are the busiest if their partner is also in the military, Military children are my forts future, also its hilariously tragic when a mother carrying her child into battle gets hit, and the baby dies....
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Haedrian

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Re: Recruits = Learning fodder
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2008, 10:26:24 am »
Quote from: Efun on October 18, 2008, 09:52:05 am
good ol' Urist McRecruit decided to stand on the front of the balista and try and ride it through the fortifications..... he didnt live.... In fact his arms and legs were ripped off, along with his head, |

This reminds me of this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0
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Zorgn

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Re: Recruits = Learning fodder
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2008, 11:07:48 am »
Hey, what about Major Kong?

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