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Axe27

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Worst World Gen injuries?
« on: September 05, 2008, 10:15:29 pm »

Yo. I've seen some rather funny world gen injuries, but I haven't seen yours.

I think perhaps the world world gen injury was Goblin SL who showed up missing his legs. I looked him up in legends, and found that both his legs were bitten off by Kobolds. Poor bastard.
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Re: Worst World Gen injuries?
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 10:53:41 am »

I've seen creatures (dragons, titans, etc) missing their heads who die on spawn.
Poor things.
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Re: Worst World Gen injuries?
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 11:38:29 am »

I've seen a titled guard with no arms or legs! Just a torso and a head.
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2008, 11:40:47 am »

I've had a blind elf, both eyes ripped out by goblins in a massive war that rocked the Age of Myth, he eventually got killed when a massive gobbo army attacked him and one other elf. I assume they made some valiant charge and he got stabbed through the heart, because the other elf wasn't mentioned, not dead, not anything. The blind elf was later hung from a tree with some pig tail rope

Then there was a living god (Character copyrighted to umiman) who got nearly killed on his first rampage 'cos he had his arms lopped off.
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Re: Worst World Gen injuries?
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2008, 11:55:09 am »

I've seen a titled guard with no arms or legs! Just a torso and a head.
I've a feeling this will be hard to beat. Could he move?
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Re: Worst World Gen injuries?
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2008, 01:15:34 pm »

I've seen a titled guard with no arms or legs! Just a torso and a head.
I've a feeling this will be hard to beat. Could he move?
Now you need to look if the king of that world is named Arthur.
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