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[magikarcher]

*not 100% accurate, or true*
Bob, Swordmaster: You might want to try a merchant for that.
Bob, Swordmaster: Knowing no mercy, Ishkabob the Giant killed 6 shopkeepers in his lust for murder.

[WorkerDrone]

Under what grounds?

I'd like to refer to the Dof Ledgeleaper case.

*Flashback*
"THIS IS NIST AKATH!"
*/EndFlashback*

UNDER THE GROUNDS THAT YOUR A DOODY HEAD!

[Kishmond]

"Knowing no mercy, Cyclops McCyclopsson stole a bonobo leather loincloth!"

[Neoskel]

"Knowing no mercy, Cyclops McCyclopsson stole a bonobo leather loincloth!"

That would be pretty nasty if someone was wearing it at the time. 

[Goldsie]

"Knowing no mercy, Cyclops McCyclopsson stole a bonobo leather loincloth!"

That would be pretty nasty if someone was wearing it at the time. 

Or a child was wearing it at the time... child abuse anyone?

[i2amroy]

Stealing is nothing, one time I had a demon drunk send me all of the way across a large world to kill a hippo because it had killed some wanderer. Then, after I had killed the hippo and I came back, he sent me out to kill another hippo... In the same place!

[Yanlin]

Stealing meat? What a horrible crime. I bet it all started when he was a child stealing that *Insert that high quality symbol here*shortsword*Insert that high quality symbol here* from the store. But THIS? This is worse than rape!