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[Yanlin]

I dont know if this is true or not, but I've often seen my fortress and royal guard run out to protect nobles more often then not.  I do love the 30 fortress guardsmen making themselves useful by scareing off the lesser prepared sieges when the consort runs out to grab a sock for herself.

Consort: ZOMG FREE SOCKS!
Dwarf 1: Nah. I was at that part already. We can't get socks now unless some disembodied guy who drinks tons of some fizzling drink tell us we can. But we can--
Dwarf 1: ZOMG FREE LOPPED OFF LIMBS!