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[Tamren]

OMFG. If anyone wants to cough up a lung laughing then imagine the Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2 reciting these.

[Torak]

ALL TUNAS DESIRE COLD, DEAD GIRLS.
ALL SHORES VIEW RAINY, OLD SAILS.
ALL PIRATES PULL WARM, SUNNY REEFS.
CLEAR, SUNNY WHALES ROUGHLY LOVE A RAINY, WARM WHALE.
THE MISTY WAVE QUIETLY PULLS THE MAST.

Now if it had been carp instead...

I think Necrophiliac Tuna are hilarious enough as it.

[Ralje]

DEATH, DEATH, AND DEATH.

It must be saying something! 

[Sean Mirrsen]

I made some alterations...

THE STONE DOOR IS PIERCING THROUGH A KOBOLD'S HEART!!
THE ELEPHANT'S HEART IS SLASHED OFF BY THE HEADLESS TENTACLE DEMON'S PLUMP HELMET SOCK!!
THE UNCONSCIOUS CARP IS FIRING THE GRANITE HAMMER! IT IS HITTING INTO THE INJURED GIANT CAVE SPIDER'S CUT BRAIN!!!
THE INJURED DEMON IS HURLING THE METAL AXE! IT IS FLYING THROUGH THE STUPID SKELETAL ELK'S CLEAVED APART HEART!!!

THE KOBOLD'S BODY IS BLASTED BY THE LEGENDARY RATMAN'S ADAMANTINE THONG!!
THE STEEL BALLISTA BOLT IS BASHING INTO A DWARF'S HEAD!!
THE GIANT CAVE SPIDER SILK SWORD IS CLEAVING RIGHT THROUGH A SKELETAL ELK'S FINGER!!
THE RATMAN'S HEART IS CUT BY THE UGLY RATMAN'S COPPER AXE!!
THE INJURED ELF IS SMASHING WITH THE STONE ENORMOUS SCREW! IT IS CUTTING AGAINST THE STUPID GOBLIN'S SLASHED OFF THROAT!!!

DEMON BONE PIKES ARE GREAT FOR SMASHING STUPID ZOMBIE ELEPHANTS, EVEN BETTER THAN GIANT CAVE SPIDER LEGS!
THRUSTING WITH A METAL HAMMER AGAINST A UNCONSCIOUS SKELETAL ELK'S THROAT IS VERY SATISFYING.

THE HUMAN'S THROAT IS BLASTED BY THE ANGRY ELEPHANT'S STONE SPEAR!!
THE GIANT EAGLE'S FINGER IS PENETRATED BY THE ANGRY HUMAN'S METAL QUERN!!
THROWING A PLUMP HELMET DAGGER RIGHT THROUGH A RABID CARP'S NECK IS VERY SATISFYING.
DESTROYED ARMS, SLASHED OFF LEGS, AND RABID RATMANS WITH BAUXITE SHIELDS IN THEIR BLASTED EYES LITTER THE BATTLEFIELD!!
GIANT EAGLE BONE CABINETS ARE GREAT FOR CLEAVING ZOMBIE GIANTS, EVEN BETTER THAN ELF HEADS!



I also integrated the lists into a distributable form:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=455

[Darkwind]

Using my own custom set, I came up with these:

ELFS EAT ELVES!
FOREST RETREATS ENJOY THE LEGENDARY DINING ROOM!
PLAYER IS A ROUGH FORTRESS.
Quite an insight, don't you think?

AND, DEATH!
WHY DOES THE CARP EAT ELVES?
THE DWARF BECOME LEGENDARYS LIKE A MASTERFULLY CRAFTED ADVENTURER.
Masterfully crafted adventurer indeed.

SURVIVE MANIACALLY LIKE A ROUGH TOWN.
CARPS CUT WOOD!
NEVER INCINERATE A FOREST RETREAT.
NEVER DROWN A CARP.
I guess this is good advice since both will get revenge by eating your dwarves.

[other less random lines]
ARMOK IS A STEEL FOREST RETREAT.
I am speechless.

CANNIBALISM, LOSING, AND ARMOK.
WHY DOES THE FORTRESS FARM PLUMP HELMETS?
WHERE IS THE ADAMANTINE HAULER?
That Adamantine needs hauled!

And finally...

WHERE IS THE ADAMANTINE CARP?
THE GLASS CARP DEMONICALLY INCINERATES THE TOWN.
FUN IS A MASTERFULLY CRAFTED HAULER.
THE RENDITION OF A PEASANT DWARVISHLY STRIKE DOWNS THE RECRUIT.
WHY DOES THE FOREST RETREAT CUT WOOD?
I'd like to think that the Adamantine Carp is busy lording over wherever it is the Glowing Pits lead to, and the Forest Retreat cuts wood to build hovels for their human overlords, who are ruled by dwarf overlords.

[Mr.Person]

The later ones look like they could be combat logs. Wow, I could see dwarves writing up fictional battles as books, with the whole book just being that one battle.

Some of them are total shit, but every author has his/her days, ya know?

[Angellus]

Am I the only one here who misses the rhyming?

[Neoskel]

All the 'ROUGHLY LOVES' are somewhat disturbing...

[Dareon Clearwater]

These random poems remind me somewhat of veal chops slathered with mustard on rye slabs.

[Palkki]

Its very fun to play with that generator.
With small customisation i got

ELEPHANTS KILL!
THE TRAP RUNS LIKE A DUSTY AXE.
TRADER SHOULDN'T ROUGHLY LOVE A DEMON.
ALL DEMONS GRAB EVIL, DARK WORKSHOPS.
WHY DOES THE WORKSHOP BURN?

Even traps flee at the sight of an elephant!

[Davion]

SLASHED UPPER BODYS, CLEAVED APART BODYS, AND ANGRY ZOMBIE ELEPHANTS WITH WOODEN AXES IN THEIR CLEAVED APART LOWER BODYS LITTER THE BATTLEFIELD!!

The horror

CUT BODYS, PIERCED THROATS, AND OLD ELFS WITH IRON SOCKS IN THEIR SLASHED THROATS LITTER THE BATTLEFIELD!!

Dwarven necktie

[Christes]

What have I started?!?

I wonder if that site has noticed an increase in traffic

[Sean Mirrsen]

If they did, it was a very small increase. The thing runs without updating the page. You can compile it into an .mht and use it offline. You can even integrate your word lists into the compiled thing, like I did.